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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Coconuts don't give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Every coconut is a hamster to me too.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 days ago

You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

There it is!

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't need a machete to milk a cow

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Speak for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

.... I'll have to apologize to a lot of cows

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I'm guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream ....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i mean it certainly makes it more expedient

[–] dream_weasel 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The re-milk value is much lower that way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

just get another cow? are you fucking poor or something?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's also harder to keep the blood separated from the milk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

that's a selling point, the blood makes you manlier (no no, that's not hepatitis, MANLY men have yellow skin)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Milk is just blood that’s been repurposed. Mammals are wild.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not necessarily (platypus).

Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What also floats in water?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

https://explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/

Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

check out that pair of coconuts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I… don’t know.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Seeds are equivalent to eggs

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Incorrect. It's a hairy milk carton.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Eww hairy milk

[–] elevenbones 16 points 2 days ago

Hmmm, very mammilian...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I am convinced

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