this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] [email protected] 180 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Someone didn’t want to feel their feelings.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 days ago

It "woke" something up inside of them

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 days ago

They turned him into just Tarion

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

This mod is a quintessential example of this meme

[–] [email protected] 99 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago

Mhhm, someone got undesired feelings when looking at Astarions ass and made a mod to remove the problem.
The length men will go to to not learn anything about themselves is impressive.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

That ass really had someone CONFUSED

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Im super straight. Whoever makes me hard is a woman.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

This videogame character is making me have gay thoughts again!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Just today I was leaving the grocery store parking lot and saw some guy with a solid upper body load groceries into a lifted truck with a Trump sticker and the whole time I was worried about the poor guys tiny legs snapping.

Never skip leg day, folks.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Okay but the butt-hugging going on in the left image doesn't make much sense given the fabric. Left butt should just have that connecting middle part added. No need to make it smaller.

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[–] yourgodlucifer 34 points 4 days ago

The same people who cry when someone makes a game where the woman don't all have large breasts

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

it's a fetish at that point and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Dude spent his freetime styling an ass to his prefered shape. I think we're kinkshaming him.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My favorite part of this is that they have this, but then install all the nude female mods, or the big boob mods.

Like, I can't find a decent male armor mod on Nexus without going through pages and pages of the most thirsty ass nude/skimpy mods. I know I can block them, but that also hides some gore related mods, so I just sit there and wonder at the depravity of people who look at polygons in the shape of a human and get off to it. :X

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The only reason I can think someone would want to do this is because they are gay or bi and have not come to terms with that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Definitely. Took all that time and tinkering to get rid of ~~their urges~~ wOkE pRoPaGaNdA!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don't wear that way unless you're very friendly with your tailor.

Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion's character.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite... cuppage...

Astarion: That's how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?

Wyll: Yes, yes it is... in PRISON!!

Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (6 children)

What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They turned him into Hank Hill...

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

I mean yeah. So many insecure men, refuse to wear fitted clothes or talk to their doctor about lower intestine problems, because they believe that admitting you have a butt is gay or feminine.

Removing the gay/trans rear is pretty in character for these types.

Its a weird attitude that would be a lot more funny if it didn't cause men to die of preventable ass cancers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Having your pants in your crack that high, is NOT fitted.

Yoga pants, sure, I guess, but leather pants that you need to hike/fight in, that is a huge nonstarter.

[–] CidVicious 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's a fantasy world, we can have magical leather pants that show off your ass and are comfortable to fight in and maybe even give a +1 to stealth rolls.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

"I keep trying to stealth, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps giving me disadvantage!"

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Why were they staring at his ass in the first place....seems kinda sus fam...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The ass is the unifier. We must break bread with the ass not be divided by it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Let them eat cake

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Anti-"woke" mods are hilarious, they just prove how thin-skinned teabaggers are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

They put the guy in a diaper

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

to be fair it also mods the pants

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