I'm actually all three.

1. i can talk to you and see you are fine, so no reason to ask.
2. helpful advice: don't fall down stairs
3. Also, i'm curious, how did the floor taste?

don't see the problem here.

My car keeps screaming at me to keep my hands on the wheel, WHILE I'M FUCKING HOLDING IT.

That this looks like a meandering river of shit seems more topical to edge.

The only thing to learn from this is that you don't let software developers write fiction.

this is so good.

'MURICA !!! WOOHOO!! FREEEEEEEDOMMM!

They should, might be in a better mood then..

what is this? good news monday?

Should have called them "overhead projector sheets" and pushed them all into utter confusion.

What line?

I don't think there has been a line for a while.

content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.

I need my life to be like this.