this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.
As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don't wear that way unless you're very friendly with your tailor.
Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion's character.
Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite... cuppage...
Astarion: That's how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?
Wyll: Yes, yes it is... in PRISON!!
Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning