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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looks like Little John and Robin Hood

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Robin Hood is a twink confirmed

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

Well yeah, Disney.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This fox is the fucking reason.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn’t this movie consider like the progenitor of furries? Like yeah, anthropomorphic animals have always been a thing but there’s something about this movie that made it an obsessive thing?

Sorta like how Pulp Fiction invented “gimps”….

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we're all furries on this blessed day

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Oodelally oodelally!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That's a grannyboy twink!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.

As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.

Wouldn't trade it for anything.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 month ago

Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

In not snake, why snake shaped?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

the opposite of a bee

..Guy Fieri? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Citric acid

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is the opposite of a bee?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I'm undecided on this one so figured I'd leave it open to interpretation.

[–] throwawayacc0430 41 points 1 month ago (6 children)

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So many questions....so little desire to have that in my search history.

[–] throwawayacc0430 7 points 1 month ago

Try: "What's the difference between a male cat and a female cat"

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.

[–] throwawayacc0430 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat "what is the difference between a male cat and female cat"

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Assholes aren't different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.

You can use this on juveniles and even babies.

(I'm walking right into it lemmy, don't let me down!)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

John Goodman is another choice.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If we're adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Fucking perfect. I will watch this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It isn't just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

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