valkyre09

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

On my work computer I can absolutely see the benefit of asking “what’s that website I found last week with the …”

On the other hand, there’s no way in hell it’s not grabbing all the sensitive stuff on my screen nobody else should be seeing.

The convenience just isn’t worth the risk

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Listen if I can’t poop and enjoy gigabit internet, what the hell is the point of living?

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I pushed the drill a little too hard from the other side. Didn’t realise the damage I’d done until I came around the other side to my wife shouting and screaming. ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

https://youtu.be/JkOHDoEkPW0?si=QZEve2SF6EchhuCJ

This guy has a similar message to share

I don’t know how to mark this as NSFW, but headphones in work people :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah sorry that what I was implying. Somebody is checking the the public service vehicle. Nobody’s checking the private battery bought on eBay

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ebike-fire-regulation-escooter-batteries-b2427782.html

It does happen. Not like the bus driver has time to check the battery has all its relevant safety certs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Here’s a video detailing the process for those interested 😀

https://youtu.be/YJr-kHy6STg?si=CugU2ezd6KZI5wDA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Order a chair online. Order confirmation email: “we’ll be in touch in 48 hours with shipping information” Email from Hermes: “we’re expecting your package” Me: ah fuck

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

WW1 - they hit some dude in a car and everybody was pissed.

WW2 - everybody was sick of paying for WW1

Easy!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was on Amazon the other day buying a replacement light.

A little banner on the item description advertised the new 2024 model. It has “ai integration” of some sort. Same price. I actively chose the older model. I can’t be the only one who thinks like this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nothing personal, my lack of understanding is what made me giggle :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The phrase “pre-melted” is making me chuckle. If it’s pre-melted, surely it’s frozen? If it’s frozen, isn’t that just ice?

 

When I update the app via the settings menu, sometimes (not all times) it’ll create two additional Home Screen icons. One named Voyager and another named vLemmy.

I have previously had the app on my Home Screen with both these names. I’m guessing it’s weird legacy config from previous installs.

How exactly does the update feature work? Why, if it’s a web app, do I need to update at all? Doesn’t it just auto update when you load the app?

What is this witchcraft?

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