Just think, they can take the Challenger express after they deregulate everything.

I am, however, a big fan of shooting billionaires. Into space, or otherwise.

Saves a lot of money if you worry about the followup later.

"See, you're just a sheep. You don't see, or underhand, that they're shooting the top shelf trim into space. To keep it away from us. Betacuck!"

Who is spinning it that way? I'm really asking. I keep seeing this story in memes but I'm out of the loop

It's just Jeff who wanted a bunch of famous women to have a ride on his giant dick shaped rocket.

Omg, you are right! That is just the height of arrogance since the only way they could actually provide any protection in the case of a decompression, you know, the thing that is the only job of an extra atmospheric flight suit, would be if there was an air tight sleeve attached to the boots. That would make the pants just fashion and wasted weight being launched. The extra kg of fabric would not add a lot to the fuel costs, but it would be measurable.

One group of billionaires went squish under the ocean, another is going to end up finding out how they make astronaut food in space.

OKAY, sure, but the bottom two remind me a bit of...

...IA! fthagn!!!

Bezos and Musk are both the type to lazily rip off movie villains

These super secretive world controlling organisations are not very good at not putting their symbols everywhere

All just a part of the ball earth conspiracy. /s

Are the going inside the earth instead then?

I used to look into conspiracy stuff, and came out laughing at them after seeing the first tRump presidency, and realizing the government isn't even smart enough to handle actual problems, let alone a "NWO" ("New World Order"). Sorry guys, incompetence all the way up!

P.S. I never fully believed them, but some of the stuff was interesting to think about at the least. Now, I don't ever care about them because they make less sense than ever. Jewish space lasers, amiright?

Yeah but practice makes perfect

if i were a deity, i’d rather have some fun people sacrificed than a bunch of boring virgins….

That's certainly a misremembering of what happened, yes

Aren't spacesuits tailor made? Actual spacesuits, not flight suits.

Oh hahaha oh my gosh no. No. Hahaha no, she was on this non-space airplane ride because she is so painfully UNCOOL that she’s having trouble selling tickets to shows. This was a “NOTICE ME” stunt by her PR people

Like the barcode person said, this was most definitely a PR stunt because she can't sell her music like she used to. Her recent album after a long break was a total flop.

No.