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An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.

"The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands."

A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.

First thing I thought of when reading this word was: when you are so surprised and alarmed that you spit food or water out of your mouth

The colorful milk mix at the bottom of a bowl of fruity cereal after all the crunchy parts are gone.

A very incompetent person. In Dutch (Amsterdam) Jiddish the word is schlemiel.

Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn't that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.

It's those roughly squared off, dirty, slushy heaps of packed snow that were plowed out of the way after the snowfall and are the only thing left after the rest of the snow has melted.

When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.

Shlarmle - To lie constantly from a position of power.

Shlarmled - The people who the Shlarmler wants to be believed by.

The shared sense of alarm, just before a stamped, in herding animals.

e.g.

The air was electric, the shlarmled herd on edge, it felt like a fly landing on an ear would start the stamped.

It's the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds

When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.

A dog's tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.

A Yiddish insult or the cream that gathers at the side of some people's mouths.

It's just being a tiny tiny bit shamed.

I'm not ashamed, just a little shlarmled

Sounds like a food

it's an antonym for cromulent.

The bait you use to go fishing for shawarma

Having disdain for cheap things

The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.

Unimportant caramel.

Caramel shlarmle