I've never wanted so badly to be a coward--Superb work OP ...you disgustingly brave bastard.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing.
There it is.
It almost wasn't 4chan
It's been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text
And it's not even a green text
It's got the spirit
What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?
Relative humidity
Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.
I mean, it's a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain't wrong either.
Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there's some good advice in there.
some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed
Only if she's a coward
SEE IT THROUGH
Hey, keep it in the family.
I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where's the fun in that ;)
This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.
Gay: It was his brother
Fake: It was the brother that came