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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Hang on there Anon, I'm thirsty so I'm gonna get a cup of bleach before you start.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.

[–] Tar_alcaran 111 points 3 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

surprised pikachu face

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i did NOT expect this to actually exist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.

I had expected it but was still disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (8 children)

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It pulls the trigger. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Okay, that's enough Internet for me today.

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[–] Tar_alcaran 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

  1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
  2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
  3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
  4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You might be overthinking it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see you've never done serious web development.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Stop stealing my heart pills.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 days ago (4 children)

There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!

https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How are the rights holders for MLP and Fallout not suing the shit out of this publisher?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.

[–] ace_of_based 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.

War and Peace only has 587,000.

amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There's a Super Smash Bros Brawl fanfiction with over 4.1 million words. It used to hold some kind of unofficial record for the longest piece of english fiction, but I think there's longer ones out there now.

[–] ace_of_based 1 points 1 day ago

It had been a long battle for survival, but he managed to stop the imbeciles from defeating him for real. Tabuu, though, had been weakened during the battle. As he floated along in the void of the Subspace surrounded by darkness and swirling purple and blue colors, he reflected on the disastrous end of the battle.

Master Hand had shown up right before Tabuu could terminate the big group of Smashers. As a last ditch attempt, the omnipotent hand used his space-bending powers to recall each one of the Smashers to their worlds, back into the past before they participated in the Brawl tourney and the war against the Subspace Army. He then called Crazy Hand, and both of them escaped from Tabuu's clutches, effectually putting a sudden end to the conflict for the time being…

Oh. Oh dear oh deary dear... there are millions of these words.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What in the cursed hell is this

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Fallout with no brakes and ponies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Fat roman larpers fuck mutant ponies or something probably.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Gullible 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Reply All, keeping me up to date on pop culture.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Jesus christ the legs. They really wanna fuck horses huh?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

OP's gay and a furry. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That's like a quarter of lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Still a better story than fallout 4

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