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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] festnt 9 points 3 days ago

piknic is way better than sonichu

[–] Gullible 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Tar_alcaran 7 points 3 days ago

Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 1 points 1 day ago

She came out as trans and goes by Christine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Don't know the answer, but I think she uses "she/her" pronouns now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Do NOT ask me what color his arms are.

You should know.