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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

My first thought is always "Must be Nicole the Fediverse chick again" πŸ˜‚

[–] pigeonholedpoetry 1 points 1 hour ago

Normally people just hardcore virtue signaling.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Most of the time I know exactly what I'm getting if I see more than maybe 3+ comments. Usually it's me saying something anti-communist, something on brand enough for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

At least unlike reddit people aren’t directly insulting you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

Me is, how stoned was I.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Usually means you got featured on hexbear

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If you don't know, count yourself hella lucky and move on with your day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What does your uid signify?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

A fictional entity used by right wingers on Lemmy to victimize themselves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

When you had hex with a bear last night but can't remember.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

Immediately go to my comments to see whats getting downvoted to hell.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I just assume I said something factually wrong and now dozens of helpful people are lining up to correct me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Uhm, acshually... ☝️

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong 107 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

And then all of them are "Nicole".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I got a message from nicole with a pic. I thought it was a scammer or something. Just a one off thing. Is that not the case? Is Nicole a lemmy thing?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Nope, your first instinct is right, it’s a spammer. But it’s one of the few specific spammers that almost everyone has run into on lemmy, so it’s just a joke. Like saying you met a Nigerian prince who offered you a huge sum of money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I have yet to be messaged by this person. Dunno what anybody is talking about. In fact, I've never actually been messaged by anybody on lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

i have a different pic in my inbox. do i suppose to collect them all? i want a rare Nicole now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

What's the att/def on your Nicole? I'll trade you mine - just pulled a disappearing Nicole. No idea what the att is, but given that it disappeared from my deck, I must imagine the def is wicked high

[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I have them both, so... Yes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I have none :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Both? I have three. Are there more?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Oh shit there are three!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I just got mine today, like some tribal initiation

[–] jballs 2 points 1 hour ago

Still haven't gotten one. Guess the bots don't like me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

I guess I'm not special enough, Nicole doesn't want to talk to me.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 12 hours ago (9 children)

Is it normal for people to regret what they said on here? Because I tend not to change my mind from downvotes and dumb responses. I do block people though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I don’t want to deal with arguing especially since half the responses clearly only read the first sentence of my comment. I don’t have the energy for it. So I’m on an instance with downvotes disabled and rarely check my inbox.

If people like my contribution they can upvote, if they don’t like it they can downvote or argue back, but I don’t have the energy to give to that, so I probably won’t see it.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

My only regrets are having to read stupid responses that completely missed the point of what I said because they want to argue with what they think I said.

Occasionally I learn something new from responses, which changes my perspective.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I agree - A lot of people seem so prepared for someone to disagree with them that they seem to misfire on people they agree with. I try to avoid this by starting my comments with "I agree" 😊 ... though even then some people still get confused 🫠

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

What are you talking about? You're way off base, and completely unreasonable. It's so typical of you people that I have a generalized baseless belief of. What about this other person that has nothing to do with this? Do you agree with them, too? I bet you also hate soldiers defending our country, and probably kittens too.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Downvotes sometimes make me want to clarify what I wrote on the assumption that it got misinterpreted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Has that ever worked for you?

I do it a lot and can't think of a single time it worked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Occasionally. Other times it makes people angrier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Looking through some of my controversial comments, it seems like it worked maybe 1/3 - 1/2 of the time?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

I've seen a number of comments with a visible edit that have an even split between down and up votes. I can only assume the edit worked. Not like votes mean anything on Lemmy. It's kinda nice not having the overall "karma" visible at all times.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

My thought was more "which of the things I wrote triggered such a reaction?" I'm often surprised.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Often followed by, "I said that?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Then you read your original comment and, no, you didn't say that; someone's just trying to gaslight you or they're straw manning.

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