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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Today i accomplished something small and I feel good.

You don't have to summit mountains, friends.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I woke up to enjoy a nice meal downtown but ended up with tear gas up my nose and in my eyes. Can't help but finish the day with a wine, a smile, and some inspiration.

[–] skulblaka 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anybody out getting tear gassed in today's environment is a friend of mine

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Support Greece 👍

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I accomplished something small and don't feel that good

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Totally understandable but you have good reason to!
Normalize celebrating your wins, no matter how small.

Did dishes? "Fuck yeah 💪, nailed it"
Went to the store? "Fugginnnnnnn proDUCtive! 🤙"
Got out of bed on time? "Hell yeah, gonna be a good day. 😏"

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Absolutely! Thank you!

[–] Mouselemming 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Congratulations, friend!

[–] lay@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 month ago

Missed the accuracy.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

No you missed the part where I succeed and hate myself anyway

[–] fin 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go To Sleep -> Can't sleep -> Doomscroll -> Hate yourself -> Go To Sleep -> Can't Sleep ...

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clowns will eat me...doom scroll...

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I remember that episode.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wake Up -> Grab a brush and put on a little makeup -> Leave the keys upon the table -> Create another fable.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hide the scars and fade away the shake up

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

-> Don't trust in his self-righteous suicide

[–] reev 3 points 1 month ago
[–] agamemnonymous 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Leave the keys upon the table

Why?

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

He wanted to!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wake up -> Do something -> Succeed -> Hate yourself -> Go to bed

[–] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't wake up then or just stay in bed because the things behind the save spot are hostile.

You’re lucky that you can sleep.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I don't get the point of posts such as these. If you find this relatable, seek help.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

If my job wasn't remote, I would probably be homeless right now.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

Trying to build a business from scratch has alot of these cycles, and back to back.