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[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Foreign language classes in high school creates gender abolitionists

[–] anindefinitearticle 56 points 1 month ago

It certainly fuels the flames.

Once you start asking why the hell the french have to gender everything, you start asking why we have to gender anything.

[–] can 14 points 1 month ago

It's all a construct!

[–] Gullible 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

French is wild, but it’s actually pretty easy to remember genders for appliances in particular. Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender. Who could misgender a swamp cooler or a blender?

[–] jballs 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender.

Lol what

[–] Gullible 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You trying to tell me that you don’t know your toaster’s safe word?

[–] jballs 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh is that what that Cancel button is for?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, you have to force the handle to the up position.

[–] jballs 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well that certainly doesn't sound consensual.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Just switch to German, I know it's die Geschirrspülmaschine

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Das ist die Waschmaschine! Setzen, sechs!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Die, Bart, die! Herrgott nochmal!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not knowing any German I can't tell the difference between this being correct or your putting down "the water sloshing noise machine" with a German accent.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] fsxylo 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Germans: German is such a beautiful language!

German:

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's beautiful in its precision and how it constantly clears your throat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Flaqueman 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What do you thin? It's conceptually a hole that gets wet!

[–] earphone843 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's conceptually Ben Shapiro's wife.

[–] Flaqueman 7 points 1 month ago

Exactly. Masculine

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

SEND THAT CUNT BACK TO HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME

Telefrancais haunted my nightmares so badly as a child

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

C'mon, une machine a laver is obviously a girl! Unless you call it a lave-linge instead, in which case it's a boy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Teacher: Time for the French, get your berets!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Mark, please pass out the baguettes to the class. Only take one!”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] yopyop 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can be both ! You can either call it "un lave-linge" or "une machine à laver".

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Un baguette, une baguette, le la.

Il y a un truc qui peut vous servir dans cette situation là.

Dites juste deux baguettes.

C'est un peu plus cher mais en tout cas, il vaut la peine et vous aurez deux baguettes à la fin.

[–] TriflingToad 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A baguette, a baguette, the a.

There is a trick that can help you in this situation.

Just say two baguettes.

It is a little more expensive but in any case, it is worth it and you will have two baguettes at the end.

I don't think the translator worked that well here, but I think it makes it funner lmao

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[–] ArbitraryValue 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My native language is gendered but I still don't always know how I'm supposed to talk about male members of a species with a feminine name or vice versa.

"A person by the name of Mary was..." "Person" is masculine. Mary can hear me and I don't want to offend her. "Was" has a masculine and a feminine form.

I think the masculine form of "was" would be technically correct, but then do I have to use masculine pronouns? "A person by the name of Mary was there and he..." The real answer is to rephrase what I said to avoid awkward grammar.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

That's common in most Latin derived languages

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Doesn’t it depend on if it’s a top load or bottom load model?

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[–] TriflingToad 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

in my Spanish (HS) class if I don't know I just guess based off of the vibes

I've guessed correctly more often than not

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I don’t know how German compares to French or Spanish, but in German things can be masculine, feminine, or neutral. What I do—which is partially as a protest, and partially out of laziness—is to assume every non-person noun is neutral.

It works surprisingly well in IT where basically all nouns are neutral, but I probably sound like Kevin from The Office in every other context.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The word for potato is my favorite. It’s so fancy and English just calls it a potato.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My highschool french class always loved the word for "squirrel", "pomegranate", and of course the ever popular "seal in the shower" combo for extra fun.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe it's a trans washing machine, you shouldn't assume its gender. /j

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This is my biggest struggle with German. 3 genders and then plurals, cases etc that can change it again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Washing Machines are girls for some reason... same as dryers

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