I see you prefer pilot to co-pilot.
I've always been a fan of pilot to bombadier:
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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First to poop opens a trapdoor under the other guy
Squid Game: Slumdog Millionaire Edition
dunk tank
The dunkey podcast / youtube channel?
B4
You sunk my battleship
Please turn me on,
I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip?
So show me yours, I'll show you mine~
(I laughed so hard reading that, ha 🎶)
But how do you make eye contact?
They didn't photograph the rear view mirror
This is simply synchronized shitting.
For you and the homie to hold hands while dropping dual diabolical duces.
When you both shit hard enough together at the same time and wonder to yourselves "was that splashback mine...?"
I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.
Rules are as follows:
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Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.
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The first one to shit wins.
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If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.
It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.
This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.
Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That's face-to-face.
At my fraternity, we had a different battleshits. Someone at some point installed battleship into the stalls.
(we were the weird small fraternity that just played D2 Lan parties and smoked hookah)
"Come out man!" "I can't! I'm playin Shit!" "But you can play Shit OUTSIDE!" "SAY WHAAAAAT??"
DUAL PortaPotty. It's like a Shit, you can play outside.
What episode of interdimensional cable was that again?
Not sure if you're joking but that was a real ad campaign for the PSP that was just. Perfect lol
I'll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You'll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.
Classic shitpost.
Haha they had one of these at the last camp job I worked at. The boys couldn’t figure it out. Like why?
Extraordinarily cursed
Battleshits
Is it co-op or PvP?