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[–] [email protected] 1 points 24 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Me in home office changing my status to red because a coworker wants something and I'm actually still in bed and listening to the radio

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You can't do that. Your toilet has the anti privacy features that seem to be common in the USA, which are designed to shorten your time there... Too easy to see above and below the walls, probably even through the walls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

My employer figured out a new concept called privacy.... Walls from the floor to the ceiling and doors from the left to the right....

It's in Germany... Privacy matters more here.

[–] jubilationtcornpone 7 points 15 hours ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Oh man, I hate the motion sensors so much, when they're outside the booths.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago

Take a shit at work and get part of the surplus value back

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago