salvaria

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[โ€“] [email protected] 116 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Sending pets and cuddles her way! ๐Ÿ’š

[โ€“] [email protected] 105 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Wasn't someone saying "toot toot" and farting a part of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It might sound stupid, but sometimes (at least for me) I find joy in bringing others joy. I do my best to compliment strangers around me when I notice that they've done something special to make themselves look nice or if I really like a piece of clothing. I go out of my way to bring/send treats to my coworkers or friends when they have a special day coming up. It's a reminder to them (and to myself) that the world is what we make of it, so why not do what we can to make it better? Joy is not a zero-sum game - something that takes me an iota of effort to do can bring huge returns in happiness of others.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Doesn't mean it isn't cute/funny when it does happen, though. Just this week my SO pronounced chihuahua as "CHA-HOO-A-HOO-A" so I told them "you know this word, it's the taco bell dog" lol

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Just make sure you have some ketchup for that rat!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

OH haha oh my goodness, I do remember him going into what #3s and #4s were but in my embarrassment I must have misunderstood! Thank you for correcting me :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Things Not Seen by Andrew Clement

I distinctly remember reading this in first grade because my teacher did this thing where you had to read to her for her to judge your reading capabilities, and I started to read aloud the part where he talks about his #2s not being invisible and I was embarrassed to read that out loud lol

 
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A glittery, gold-colored letter banner reading "SHID ๐Ÿ’ YEE ๐Ÿ’ ASS" - originally reading "SHE ๐Ÿ’ SAID ๐Ÿ’ YES" for an engagement party

 

So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you

 

Hi guys, I'm looking for a countdown calendar app that can tell me how many days it is until a certain day in the future. It'd be nice if it could save the date so that I wouldn't have to continually re-enter it. Is there anything good like that on F-Droid?

 

Hi all, I'm trying to replace this battery for my wireless keyboard, but I'm having trouble finding something with similar properties. Does anyone know a good place to find a replacement online? Thanks!

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