Bun Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.
Posts should be images of buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below
Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.
Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.
With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bun communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

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[META] The Buns-Per-Photo Ratio High Score Awards! (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Hello fellow bun enjoyers!

Some of you may have noticed my comments on certain bun posts commending the poster for achieving the highest buns-per-photo ratio seen so far on our fair Bun Alert System. If you're one of the ones who noticed, good job! If not, that's okay, I still love you.

In this here meta post, I will be keeping track of the current titleholder, as well as maintaining a list of previous holders. The list is right here, right now! (bet you weren't expecting so soon, were you?)

👑 CURRENT TITLEHOLDER: 👑

User: @[email protected]

Post: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/20398923

Buns-per-photo: 4

PREVIOUS TITLEHOLDERS:

@[email protected], https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/20189890, 3 BPP
@[email protected], https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/19500086, 2 BPP

Please give a welcoming round of applause, for our current & previous titleholders!

FREQUENTLY QUESTIONED ANSWERS:

Q: How do you determine the current titleholder?

A: Sort by new, enjoy bun photos, count number of buns in the photos, if new record observed, check older posts for greater than or equal bun count. If none found, update roster!

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Q: Wait, I posted a bun photo with N buns in it (where N is the current uncontested high score), where's my recognition?

A: As much as your efforts are appreciated, titles are only granted to whomever achieves the record first. Don't give up though, you may find N+1 buns some other time!

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Q: What do I win if I achieve a high score?

A: Eternal Internet fame (probably)

BREAKING NEWS: Local bun eats grass! (lemmy.sdf.org)

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Baby Bun Spotted (lemmy.world)

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Bun spotted monching clovers (midwest.social)

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Two buns who think they can beat my camera under the dark of night, they were kinda right (lemmy.sdf.org)

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Why did the bun hop across the road? (lemmy.sdf.org)

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Bun spotted (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 days ago by ellabee to c/[email protected]

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Lick (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Illegally parked bun (lemmy.world)

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Mexican Standoff (files.catbox.moe)

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Mutually Assured Destruction

(lemmy.sdf.org)

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Fun fact about buns #C: All buns hold PhDs! It is for this reason that buns frequently address others as "Doc"! (lemmy.sdf.org)

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DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

(lemmy.sdf.org)

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Midday nap (lemmy.sdf.org)

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Wouldn't think it to be the most comfortable spot, but they seemed quite chillaxed!

Runner Bun (files.catbox.moe)

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Looks like he's getting lined up on a bun sized starting gate.

Moving soon, gonna miss you buns. While I'm pretty sure I could catch them all. I don't think moving in then releasing a bunch of wild rabbits into the neighborhood is a good way to say hello.