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[–] Justas 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Be me, dreaming.

Look up at phone.

Phone says I'm 4 hours late for work.

Wake up

It's 2 in the morning and I have 5 hours of sleep remaining.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Reading is hard in dreams and Mirrors/Displays turn into portals. It's fascinating how similar it is to nerfs when they reconstruct reflections/mirrors and stable Diffusion when it writes "text".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Idk, I've had all kinds of mirrors in my dreams. Portal mirrors, regular mirrors, you leave but your reflection doesn't follow mirrors, creepy thing behind you reflection mirrors, only the background is different mirrors, and many books I've read from.

But come to think of it, never a smartphone.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Mobile phones haven't been around long enough to be a part of the Dreamlands, wait a couple of decades, maybe a powerful Dreamer introduces them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

Not to mention a certain lord of dreams has been locked in a basement for 100 years or so.

[–] Naz 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Patch 1.2: Added mobile phones to Dreamlands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh no dont update yet, patch 1.2 was bad. There is a bug where you dont properly reboot during Night Terror mode and instead forced Host_Wakeup routine it loops back to start sleep cycle again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Alarm goes of in the morning. Someone is calling me. I pick up my phone to answer the call. Start speaking but the phone is still ringing. I hit the button again and again but it isn't working. I wake up, with the alarm still going off next to me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I did!

Not gonna tell you what I did though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Ordered takeout?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Doomscrolled Instagram

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I have an infrequently recurring dream where I'm running late for work and I call in to say I'll be late, and then I blink and hours have passed and I'm freaking out because apparently I was in a fugue state and I call in to work again to try and update them and the whole cycle repeats until I finally wake up.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago

You need a new job.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I have a recurring dream where I have trouble typing into my phone keyboard. Whatever I do, the text just won't get in there. Sometimes it's urgent. Other times I'm trying to show someone something and they're watching me fail.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, the phone never works right in my dreams and I'm always very frustrated 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Your brain doesn't have enough VRAM to keep the simulation humming when it comes to generating accurate text and numbers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Same here! It’s insanely frustrating!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

That’s your cue to lucid dream and start flying

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago

Ha! My phone was in my dream just last night. I was stuck on the home screen. I could swipe to other screens, but, it bounced back to home screen. Restart, same problem. Funny to see this post today.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

I have a recurring nightmare where something awful has happened and I can't get my phone to work to call for help. It just doesn't work the way it is supposed to, or there's a glitch, or I forgot how to use it. It is oddly horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've had dreams that are just me lying in bed scrolling on my phone. They feel 100% real until I wake up and realise the content I was looking at was unintelligible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I dream a lot about car related stuff. Accidents, getting lost, losing the car.

I don't ever have any of that happen IRL.

But yeah, never my phone, maybe once or twice a pc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I'm a school bus driver and I constantly dream about fucking up hard at work, like hitting cars, running over children and whatnot. There's always a couple of minutes first thing every morning when I wake up where I sit and think about what else I'm going to do for a living before I realize it was just a dream.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I have constant dreams behind the dashboard of an Airbus A320neo. It’s been a solid week of the same dream. The autopilot isn’t working so I have to manually do calculations of banking angles and then time it with my flight plan that I have no idea how to type into the flight computer.

I’m not a pilot at all. Help

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Play Flight Sim to get it out of your system.

Alternatively, stop playing Flight Sim to get it out of your system.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck it, fly into the 3rd tower to get it outta your system!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

I flew a cirrus vision jet into my work building and it was very therapeutic.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago

Seems like u are one now, follow ur dreams bud

[–] biggerbogboy 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I had a dream a while back which I was recording an old CRT TV that was way too high to comfortably view and a friend of mine somehow grabbing a bag of what I'd presume was fairy floss from inside an empty cabinet. The phone worked pretty much the same as it does irl, and one of my teachers walked by and I got scared and hid my phone behind my jacket in fear of it getting confiscated, probably the most interesting one I've had in a while.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I dreamt I broke my new phone the other night and woke up sad untill I checked my phone, I got a Motorola flip phone and my last 2 Samsung flips broke so I guess I'm more paranoid about breaking it than I thought.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I've had entire dreams in the command line, which was fairly incredible to me at the time because I still couldn't read the characters consistently, and was only taken aback at the strangeness of such after the fact. I had a sense of what the commands meant and I knew what I was doing (hacking the planet), but while I couldn't read it I knew what the output felt like. Dreams are weird.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I have quite literally dreamed about running neo/fastfetch 😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Thank you for posting this, this is the first thing I thought of when this was brought up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I think your brain spends more time focusing on the output of reading rather than the process of reading. So your dreams skip over that process and jump straight to the comprehension.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I also think I've never seen legible text in a dream. This "i know it's text but can't really read it" sounds a lot like the issues AI image generators have.

The rise of AI made me rethink many things about consciousness. It seem like our internal image generators and text generators are separate from "us" as in the "core personality".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

not being able to read was how batman realized he was in a induced dream state by the scarecrow in TAS. I'm pretty sure I've been able to read in dreams before but apparently it is a thing.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think the issue is that devices with screens are usually meant to be your window to experience something else. When you get immersed in something, you forget about the device and focus on the experience.

I like playing games, and when I get into a game the focus is on the game itself, not the controller/TV/etc. I've had dreams about games, but it's always me experiencing the game directly and not focused at all on the details of how I'm accessing the game.

I think it's the same with phone use, but the experiences we get on a phone are harder to imagine as a"direct experience". Things like sending a text message don't convert well to a fully immersive experience, so I think our brain skips over them.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

My dreams have no technology.

Lately too many have been about peeing, and I wake in a panic. I feel like I’m playing chicken with myself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

I had my phone in a dream for the first time yesterday! I only used it to call my partner, but it was definitely there.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Me who often has super mundane, but extremely vivid dreams of just regular life, including using my phone: Why can't I dream about riding a dinosaur in a massive McDonald's warehouse like I did when I was 12? 😮‍💨

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

One time I had a dream where I saw something really cool happening (can't remember what exactly) and I decided to take a picture with my phone to view it later.

I woke up disappointed that it wasn't saved to my camera roll.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I cant believe nobody made an app that allows you to access photos you made in your dreams

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Idk, ask the NSA if they have a copy of it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago

At least once a week, I have a dream where some piece of technology that I use every day just won't work properly. I was up frustrated.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Literally had one last night. I dreamt there were massive riots with sword and axe armed rioters were smashing up everything. Instead of a regular emergency alert, my phone had scrolling text on a blue background warning about the event.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

They don't work right when I'm trying to use them in my dreams.

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