Be me, dreaming.
Look up at phone.
Phone says I'm 4 hours late for work.
Wake up
It's 2 in the morning and I have 5 hours of sleep remaining.
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Be me, dreaming.
Look up at phone.
Phone says I'm 4 hours late for work.
Wake up
It's 2 in the morning and I have 5 hours of sleep remaining.
Reading is hard in dreams and Mirrors/Displays turn into portals. It's fascinating how similar it is to nerfs when they reconstruct reflections/mirrors and stable Diffusion when it writes "text".
Mobile phones haven't been around long enough to be a part of the Dreamlands, wait a couple of decades, maybe a powerful Dreamer introduces them.
Patch 1.2: Added mobile phones to Dreamlands
Alarm goes of in the morning. Someone is calling me. I pick up my phone to answer the call. Start speaking but the phone is still ringing. I hit the button again and again but it isn't working. I wake up, with the alarm still going off next to me.
I did!
Not gonna tell you what I did though
Ordered takeout?
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I have an infrequently recurring dream where I'm running late for work and I call in to say I'll be late, and then I blink and hours have passed and I'm freaking out because apparently I was in a fugue state and I call in to work again to try and update them and the whole cycle repeats until I finally wake up.
You need a new job.
I have a recurring dream where I have trouble typing into my phone keyboard. Whatever I do, the text just won't get in there. Sometimes it's urgent. Other times I'm trying to show someone something and they're watching me fail.
Same here! It’s insanely frustrating!
Yeah, the phone never works right in my dreams and I'm always very frustrated 😅
Your brain doesn't have enough VRAM to keep the simulation humming when it comes to generating accurate text and numbers
That’s your cue to lucid dream and start flying
I have a recurring nightmare where something awful has happened and I can't get my phone to work to call for help. It just doesn't work the way it is supposed to, or there's a glitch, or I forgot how to use it. It is oddly horrifying.
Ha! My phone was in my dream just last night. I was stuck on the home screen. I could swipe to other screens, but, it bounced back to home screen. Restart, same problem. Funny to see this post today.
I dream a lot about car related stuff. Accidents, getting lost, losing the car.
I don't ever have any of that happen IRL.
But yeah, never my phone, maybe once or twice a pc
I'm a school bus driver and I constantly dream about fucking up hard at work, like hitting cars, running over children and whatnot. There's always a couple of minutes first thing every morning when I wake up where I sit and think about what else I'm going to do for a living before I realize it was just a dream.
I've had dreams that are just me lying in bed scrolling on my phone. They feel 100% real until I wake up and realise the content I was looking at was unintelligible
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I have constant dreams behind the dashboard of an Airbus A320neo. It’s been a solid week of the same dream. The autopilot isn’t working so I have to manually do calculations of banking angles and then time it with my flight plan that I have no idea how to type into the flight computer.
I’m not a pilot at all. Help
Seems like u are one now, follow ur dreams bud
Play Flight Sim to get it out of your system.
Alternatively, stop playing Flight Sim to get it out of your system.
Fuck it, fly into the 3rd tower to get it outta your system!
I flew a cirrus vision jet into my work building and it was very therapeutic.
I had a dream a while back which I was recording an old CRT TV that was way too high to comfortably view and a friend of mine somehow grabbing a bag of what I'd presume was fairy floss from inside an empty cabinet. The phone worked pretty much the same as it does irl, and one of my teachers walked by and I got scared and hid my phone behind my jacket in fear of it getting confiscated, probably the most interesting one I've had in a while.
I dreamt I broke my new phone the other night and woke up sad untill I checked my phone, I got a Motorola flip phone and my last 2 Samsung flips broke so I guess I'm more paranoid about breaking it than I thought.
I had my phone in a dream for the first time yesterday! I only used it to call my partner, but it was definitely there.
My dreams have no technology.
Lately too many have been about peeing, and I wake in a panic. I feel like I’m playing chicken with myself.
I've had entire dreams in the command line, which was fairly incredible to me at the time because I still couldn't read the characters consistently, and was only taken aback at the strangeness of such after the fact. I had a sense of what the commands meant and I knew what I was doing (hacking the planet), but while I couldn't read it I knew what the output felt like. Dreams are weird.
I have quite literally dreamed about running neo/fastfetch 😭
I think your brain spends more time focusing on the output of reading rather than the process of reading. So your dreams skip over that process and jump straight to the comprehension.
Thank you for posting this, this is the first thing I thought of when this was brought up.
I also think I've never seen legible text in a dream. This "i know it's text but can't really read it" sounds a lot like the issues AI image generators have.
The rise of AI made me rethink many things about consciousness. It seem like our internal image generators and text generators are separate from "us" as in the "core personality".
not being able to read was how batman realized he was in a induced dream state by the scarecrow in TAS. I'm pretty sure I've been able to read in dreams before but apparently it is a thing.
I've had this same feeling. Stable diffusion really got me.
I think the issue is that devices with screens are usually meant to be your window to experience something else. When you get immersed in something, you forget about the device and focus on the experience.
I like playing games, and when I get into a game the focus is on the game itself, not the controller/TV/etc. I've had dreams about games, but it's always me experiencing the game directly and not focused at all on the details of how I'm accessing the game.
I think it's the same with phone use, but the experiences we get on a phone are harder to imagine as a"direct experience". Things like sending a text message don't convert well to a fully immersive experience, so I think our brain skips over them.
Me who often has super mundane, but extremely vivid dreams of just regular life, including using my phone: Why can't I dream about riding a dinosaur in a massive McDonald's warehouse like I did when I was 12? 😮💨
Have you tried lucid dreaming? It's fairly simple to get into. A lucidity check throughout the day that gives you something to check for in dreams. Mine is placing my fingertips over my nostrils and breathing in. If I can't breathe, I'm awake, if I can, I'm asleep. Once you get into the habit of doing it you'll start doing it in your dreams, and as soon as you realize you're asleep you can take control. Just don't close your eyes or look in mirrors.
One time I had a dream where I saw something really cool happening (can't remember what exactly) and I decided to take a picture with my phone to view it later.
I woke up disappointed that it wasn't saved to my camera roll.
I cant believe nobody made an app that allows you to access photos you made in your dreams
At least once a week, I have a dream where some piece of technology that I use every day just won't work properly. I was up frustrated.
Literally had one last night. I dreamt there were massive riots with sword and axe armed rioters were smashing up everything. Instead of a regular emergency alert, my phone had scrolling text on a blue background warning about the event.
I've had them. They usually involve me fumbling with it, unable to use it in some kind of emergency.
The weird fever dream you get after writing code for too long...