Yeah but the problem is New Orleans is inside Louis-

Wait did you say more free than anywhere else in the USA?...

I've been to a large amount of states. I don't think you've traveled much.

1. it does not

2. the crypto bro scam browser I will l would now trust less than Chrome after that whole debacle

Edit: oh and the homophobia too, and I think there's one other thing

Huh, good point.

Screw Louisiana then, it becomes a mangrove forest. Harder to do, but the ocean has unpaved the way at least.

Hard to plant trees in the ocean

The bigger picture is always missing in these posts.

And that is that everything that's happening has already happened in Russia. It's how Putin got power - through the courts.

All a Republican president has to do now is make an official act that they are president for life, the supreme court agrees, and that's that.

The second is that while only the president has immunity (meaning anyone killing people under their official order would still be illegal), the president can also pardon people. So it's a loophole - anyone can kill under their official order, and then the president can just pardon them.

Genie would know you don't desire to die though, or that you would want it in gold, so that wouldn't happen.

For those wondering exactly what these are, I know of them because they were still pretty popular in the 1990s among Hispanics (which my family is). They're basically essential oil perfumes that have supernatural aromatherapy beliefs attached to them. Basically the thought was the scent "attracted" or "emitted" some characteristic, such as attracting luck, or warding off evil. The ingredients were literally just alcohol with oils mixed into them you'd spray or dab on for the pricier stuff, or alcohol with synthetic aromas (and other more questionable ingredients) in the very cheap stuff.

That's also why they have the weird names - to make them seem more foreign in this case but to say what they supposedly do. Bend-Over is known as "El Emperador" or "Reino" (The Emperor or Reign) in Spanish, implying you get the aura or a commanding figure. They chose Bend-Over because just people didn't know the word "capitulate". Scrub's ad description doesn't quite match its name but in other languages it translates basically the same and was supposedly used to wash off "the evil eye" or people's bad vibes / jealousy they'd cast onto you (hence the picture of washing clothes with it).

Has No-Harra is the funniest misinterpretion they did - can't tell if they mixed three languages or two. Harra means "harm", but could also be mistranslated "haras" in Spanish which means "to do", so "No haras" which means "you shall not do" - and that scent was supposed to be to prevent harm being brought to you, like curses and hexes. That one probably went through a game of telephone since "preventing misfortune" probably got translated to "having fortune" would be my guess.

But yeah, spiritual / supernatural aromatherapy has historically been a thing in multiple cultures. If you're Catholic you might have even seen some sort of scent magic still used - the burning of incense at church. Just thought I'd share some of the history and culture behind these things.

Edit: Tl;Dr + extra context: these are "scent magic" perfumes taken from a poor misinterpretation of other cultures and religions that popped off during the age of occultism in the Victoria era

Shipping cost most likely explains the extra 20-40¢

You could also just, idk, by Velcro shoes or get lock laces.

Edit: Got downvoted but that's literally what my mother with arthritis uses. Lock laces and a shoe horn. Lock laces are basically the low tech and reliable version of what these app shoes have.

I think I saw a video once explaining how the only winning move is to make your wish be to let the genie grant you what you desire most.

Because only the genie as the wish granter has access to all possibilities a wish good grant, but you don't, so your wish could always be misinterpreted, while the genies knowledge cannot be.

Or a torch for a very long time

Imagine how much of a criminal you have to be to end up arrested in a system where you have the advantage as a political criminal tho.

That's how messed up the Republicans are