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[–] [email protected] 291 points 1 day ago (4 children)

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn't know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 224 points 1 day ago (5 children)

We fired our fact-checkers, so we cannot verify whether that is true or not.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

i would like to post a community note saying that i personally believe it to be true

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I can assure you it is true as I was there. I was the $100 note.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

I can also assure you it is true. I was given a $100 not.. uh wait no you didn't hear that

[–] talentedkiwi 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True or not, this is the outcome we deserve.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

It's the outcome I want to believe as well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Literally everything about it's anecdotal so the best result a fact-checker could have is a shrug.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle 5 points 16 hours ago

Nah they have actual footage from the event

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They couldn't before they fired them either, so not a lot has changed. Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

I think the goal was to flag benign content as misinformation to push truthful content to the same level as flat earth content.

So doing exactly what was intended.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The AI replacement says this is true.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago

Look at mister MVP over here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

ahahahaha, thanks for linking

[–] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

He's playing checkers, she's playing 3d go.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

I think 3d go is called gone

[–] [email protected] -2 points 15 hours ago

and everyone clapped

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

Oh I would have totally done this lol

[–] [email protected] 38 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Dealer's choice ehh? Let's go with "explosive herpes".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

To shreds you say

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Doctor's have never seen anything like it before, explosive, just completely explosive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Like a minefield around the mouth that usually looks like almost everything just went off. The boils in-between could get pretty huge for the face, too. Like a quarter inch. I actually have a dormant variety because I once tried to hug mom and a few of them popped. She screamed and hit me and made me promise to never do it again...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Sounds like something will Farrell would say. Approved.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago

Oh shit I wanna do this

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I've got some free time but I don’t think I could pass for twenty. RIP, $100.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

$500 minimum, and I'd really have to think hard about it.
$1000, done deal.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Even at $100 it's a pretty reasonable time/compensation ratio, assuming you only have to spend like 10 minutes on actual performance time.

Of course there is potentially travel time and the overhead of communicating ahead of time to set up the prank.

May not be worth it if you have a full time job already.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Any acting student would take the 100 gladly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Any ~~acting~~ student would take the 100 gladly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

> Any ~~acting~~ student would ~~take~~ the 100 ~~gladly~~.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

any ~~acting~~ ~~stu~~Dent would take ~~100~~ his towel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Eh I'd even take the gig for an entire evening

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

It's reasonable for a steady gig but not for a one-off contract.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

Sorry, someone else already has the job. Thanks for your application though!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sounds like the basis of a very healthy marriage!

[–] merde 33 points 1 day ago

he sounds playful. They will be alright

[–] dream_weasel 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

This is definitely healthy marriage shit. And a marriage that is better off than at least half. Humor is a necessary ingredient to happiness and the crazier the better sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Once again a random user diagnoses a marriage from a single post. What a time we live in to have access to so many skilled experts capable of diagnosing such things with just a little bit of information!

I think they'll be fine: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrisonburg/comments/1hvdyv8/fake_kidpissed_wife_epilogue/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I really want to know how this played out

[–] turboturtle 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

What a great story. I love both her reaction to his "son" and her reaction to finding out it was an act.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Thanks! That was a fun read :)

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