The galaxy is 33 billion light years away now but the light started coming toward is when it was 13 billion light years away. The article is basically an introduction to this concept mentioned toward the end of the article:

"To avoid confusion, astronomers actually use two distance measurement scales: a co-moving distance that eliminates the expansion of the universe as a factor and a proper distance that includes it. That means the co-moving distance of JADES-GS-z14-0 is 13.5 billion light-years, while its proper distance is 33.8 billion light-years."

Also a practicer of crime

He's done as much for the Palestinian community as anybody

In the immunity case, when all the other judges were writing opinions about that case, Clarence Thomas wrote an opinion about a totally different case, this one. He was signaling her to dismiss the case.

I'm so sick of these corrupt motherfuckers

I'm so old I can remember back before SCOTUS gave him immunity, he was supposed to be sentenced for his 34 felony convictions this week

That's three things I don't want tickets for

And when you go to war they're obligated to go too, possibly even in your place

I am reminded of that scene in Hunt For Red October where Sean Connery turns to his sonarman and says "Give me a pee, Vasili. One pee only."

Check your ballcock.

(It's a real part inside the toilet but probably isn't the issue, I just wanted to say ballcock)

Millennials Are "Quietly Screenshotting" Headlines Instead Of Linking To Articles: "Probably Something To Do With Avocado Toast" expert warns.

Unfortunately, tardigrades love the bass and cello and hate violins so the only way to get a photo of one playing the violin would be to fake it somehow

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms