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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 5 months ago (3 children)

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

[–] gravitas_deficiency 23 points 5 months ago

You make an excellent point.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

He can jack off to russian potatoes.