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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is this "jumping the shark" or "knowing your audience?"

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Good question. Let's have a lingerie boxing match episode between dax and 7 of 9 to find out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Isn't there some betazed tradition that could be hamfisted in to make them fully nude, all in the name of authenticity of course? Majel walked so they could ru~~b~~n

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Oh fuck yeah Tsunkatse 2!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I DEMAND EQUAL REPRESENTATION

Throw some dudes in the lanes too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Garak and Bashir mudwrestling?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Seven could do it naked and win, because she doesn't give a fuck. Q2 got bored of her in 5 seconds because she was completely unfazed.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I still think about the episode where T'pol goes through pon farr...

I'll be in my bunk

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Me viewing this image from left to right:
Niiiice...
Ohhh, even better...
Ok, ok... I like where this is going...
Uhh? Ruh roh raggy!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Can't be knowing your audience, we never got to see Worf in that swimsuit

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Well. As long as it’s women we’ll allow it”

& in the same vein, a quote from famous transphobe Dave Chapelle : “I think gay sex is gross. Unless it’s lesbians”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty much the gay couple was originally supposed to be Bashir and Garak, but they were worried that anything involving penises is too gay for people in the 90's.

[–] the_crotch 3 points 2 months ago

Cardassians are lizard people, can we confirm they don't have cloacas?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know whether to upvote or downvote this (j/k I almost never downvote but just go with the bit okay?), so here is a Reddit gif that somehow represents both:

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your embed doesn't work for me.

Seems like it's because you used http instead of https:
Oh btw, you'll need this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh wow, it works fine for me on PieFed.

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Edit: also it works in Chrome but not Firefox Android, so it seems related to the method of access. Anyway thanks for bringing it to my attention!:-)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Works for me in FF Android

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see both gifs fine from the connect app

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not from Voyager on Android. But we have already concluded that it depends on what you use.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not only that, but viewing it from Discuss.Online also somehow works, even from Firefox on Android? Perhaps some kind of proxy process, or maybe even a timing issue like if their http (rather than https) connection did not work at some point, but then later did? Technology is weird - and fun! :-D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think we veered too far off from Jadzia doing sensual phallic pottery and should refocus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All I can think of is how poorly she was mistreated behind the scenes of the show - it really sucks to "know things", why can't I just go back to enjoying life without needing to retain knowledge in my noggin?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I sense a long response, but how and why was she being mistreated? I'm just mad they had to write Jadzia off and replace her with that pixie-looking girl (Ezri). Jadzia and Worf dynamics were the best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I don't recall all the details, just that it was shitty and led to her leaving rather than put up with it anymore, which is what caused Ezri to need to come in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She’s high as shit so she’s holding upside down, that’s all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That must be it bc the color is all off...

Also part of the joke is that any image from Reddit is somehow tainted and therefore a bit like a downvote in itself to have shared it? I dunno, maybe I need to be high(er) to understand that one better... 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The orangered votes are up on Reddit, but down on Lemmy, so it’s both.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, then it really was closer to the mark than I realized! 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And the blazin’ bev trend means she’s definitely more stoned and all of this will make more sense with each rip of the bong.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Somehow still less horny than TOS.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think that empathy through horniness is still technically progress.

Edit: I have this ugly feeling that I just wrote the thesis statement for my entire stance on Star Trek...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

empathy through horniness is still technically progress.

Can I make this into a bumper sticker for my car?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Network Suits: ... OK fine .. you can have your Dax sexy time stuff with Vanessa Williams on swimsuit planet ..... but you'll have to cut out all the Quark holosuite suggestive pornography episodes with Vulcan sex slaves, Klingon women in bikinis, Orion sex dancers and Bajoran orgies.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even the pudding planet episode?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Especially the pudding planet episode.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Pfft. fine. More starship battles then.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Wolfe: For this scene? Sure!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

DS9 was religious

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Shut up. You had me at Vanessa Williams

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They really wanted to use this scene in the episode where Crusher is fucking a ghost, but the legal department wouldn't let them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hey you wanna get ghost-sued? Go right ahead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For what? Piloting while being Klingon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Not just that, he also piloted, and even captained, by being under the influence of Klingon!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

"Uh-oh, the ratings just slumped - time to get T'Pol naked again."

[yes I know it's a different series]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Okay this is the first time I've actually been like "wtf"

What do you mean fucked her to death?! The hell is going on in Star Trek?!

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