I'd love to say campanelle, because I'm fun and stuff.

I'm a gnocchi, because I'm potato.

"I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever bad things happen bounce off of me and stick to you"

Nice

Pepperoni, Margarita, and... Garlic mushroom? Spinach ricotta?

Lotr was too woke, all those filthy hobbitses!

Inside out is woke? As is the little mermaid?

Here's my fee schedule for reading fee schedules

Have you tried the one from the pizza Bible? (Now that I think about it, I'm unsure if it has one, but I thought to name Drop the book if you have not yet checked. Try your local library, or your favorite way to get stuff

"Have you ever thought 'I'm kinda hungry, but not hungry enough to eat a whole potato'?"

That's blasphemy at our table.

Oprah's spiritual advisor?

That was enough, backed. Thanks!

I have questions, is it a real cookbook? How are the recipes? Tasty, whimsical or both?

Music instantly started playing in my head, thanks.