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[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

If toilet paper can cause scratches on that hard material, it must also be causing damage to the skin. Does it really need to be that tough a material to do its job?

[–] [email protected] 114 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Do these designers not have children? Wiping pee off the seat is like an every time thing; seems silly not to just use a bit of toilet paper.

Even I have to clean up when I miss; which happens max, max, 95% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And if paper that immediately dissolves when wet scratches the seat; maybe use better materials.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

You don't clean plastic lens spectacles with paper as paper will scratch the lenses, though glass lenses can be wiped with paper. Wood is harder than plastic.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Do these designers not have children?

Their children are furry and meow. But in all seriousness, I would consider it an engineering oversight for not considering how their product is being used in real households.

Even I have to clean up when I miss; which happens max, max, 95% of the time.

You miss a max of 95% of the time? 🙃 On a related note, most people are bad with percentages.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Their children are furry and meow.

Cat claws are infinitely sharper than toilet paper, and cats like to explore. Checkmate against Toto?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

furry

Ah that's what they use to keep it dry, just do a victory dance while sitting on it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Simple sarcasm is missed more often than you realize.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I'd say a max of 95% of the time.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You should instead use Toto brand toilet wipes. 39.99 for a value pack of 15!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

(un)expected factorial? 1,30767e12 wipes seems like a lot. I guess you never specified currency, but at an average cost of 3,0581e-11 per wipe, I’ll assume that that’s a pretty decent deal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, that would be good value! (there's also an Excel joke just there but now I've ruined it). In this case, I was using the symbol to denote emphasis in linguistic terms and not embiggen a number.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Everything gets cheaper when you buy in bulk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Now you run into the problems of minimum order quanitities that make it impractical for an end user to acquire the product. The costs of transporting, warehousing, and eventually disposing the vast majority of 1,30767e12 wipes will far exceed the initial purchase price.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Every public bathroom I've used has pee all over the toilet seat. I don't understand why guys don't either use the urinal or sit on the toilet, why piss on the seat?

[–] southsamurai 19 points 4 days ago

It isn't necessarily intentional.

A lot of dudes have no idea how to actually aim their junk. Other times, you might get an unexpected spray. They might be in a hurry and just not aim beyond facing the toilet. And you've got splashes from usually forceful urination. There's probably people that do it intentionally.

The real question is why the fuck they don't clean up after themselves.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

It’s not always pee. One of the public restrooms I’ve had the displeasure of using repeatedly (it’s on campus in a building I frequent) has toilets and urinals with extremely high pressure flush action. Every time you flush the pressure is so violent that they spray water all over the place, including on the seat and all over the floor. They’ve been like that for years and never fixed.

What’s especially rich is that there’s sign above the urinals which says “your aim is appreciated” which makes me laugh every time. I’m so careful using the urinal not to spill even a single drop on the floor, then I flush the damn thing and it makes a huge mess!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I always wondered why too; maybe they think it’s “gay”? Or possibly playing Fireman Sam or something?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm going to regret asking this, but what is Fireman Sam?

[–] funkless_eck 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A kids TV show about a fire fighter from the UK.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

Is he a gay firefighter or what?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The first step is to acquire a penis.

Then, imagine you're standing in your garage, watering your driveway....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That’s more Gardener Gilbert, or Peter Powerwasher, but yes indeed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Willie Waterer gets no love??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Sure he will! *hugs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Probably also kids. The urinals tend to be to tall for them to use and they don't have great aim.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or at the very least lift the seat.

Guessing they also don't close the lid so they get to spray themselves with whatever's in the bowl when they flush. And then don't wash their hands before leaving.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The amount of public toilets with lids is not 0, but it's approaching that limit in the percentages... It's one of the reasons I don't leave home without my 10-foot pole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just lift it with your shoe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It's not about the lifting, it's about the flushing from a safe distance. Gotta set off those traps while out of range.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I've seen evidence of people doing long range pee with the seat down in the UK when I went to visit.

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[–] whyNotSquirrel 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The Washlet, Toto's flagship bidet toilet, includes features like an automatic lid, an air dryer and pressure controls for the bidet's water stream.

For some reason I read "Hair dryer" and started picturing people putting their head in the toilet to dry their hairs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My bald uncle once said he had to go dry his hair.

He had just recently gotten a bidet.

[–] Srootus 2 points 4 days ago

I genuinely read airfryer, I was proper confused

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wait, what are they using to wipe their asses that can damage a toilet seat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Paper from the lowest bidder.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Pre laminated or compressed OSB apparently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Probably 200, 201 - whatever it takes. *snif*

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Toto management: By replacing customer service with AI, we'll save millions!

Also Toto management: How could this PR disaster have happened??

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

I personally love the sensation of sitting in cooled yellow liquid when I crap. Its the only reason I eat at McDonald's.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Doesn’t anybody else lick their seats?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Taste buds might cause scratches. They are raised bumps, after all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That sounds like some shitty material science, or corner cutting. Probably both.

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