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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always wondered why too; maybe they think it’s “gay”? Or possibly playing Fireman Sam or something?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm going to regret asking this, but what is Fireman Sam?

[–] funkless_eck 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A kids TV show about a fire fighter from the UK.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is he a gay firefighter or what?

[–] funkless_eck 1 points 1 day ago

no the op was making two points:

  1. maybe they think touching the toilet seat is gay

or separately

2).maybe they think their dick is a firehose

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The first step is to acquire a penis.

Then, imagine you're standing in your garage, watering your driveway....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That’s more Gardener Gilbert, or Peter Powerwasher, but yes indeed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Willie Waterer gets no love??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Sure he will! *hugs