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[–] eestileib 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dogs served in war at least as much as horses, and are currently doing so in larger numbers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah there's a reason "cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" is a Shakespeare line (from Caesar)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dog: Does he play fetch with you?

Horse: …

Dog: Does he let you sleep in his bed?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I remember a horse that would play with one of those big inflatable exercise balls. Still wouldn't fetch though.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Horses are Machine-kinds best friend.

[–] sbv 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was expecting the creepy spider dog. This looks like Eric Cartman’s dog in the future.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

K-9 from Doctor Who

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mc chris has some words to say about his relationship with his robot dog.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Knowing MC Chris they're probably complaints about the sound levels or the dogs social media posts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Somehow I knew that was from the Animatrix.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Probably through the magic of memory

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx

[–] neidu3 26 points 1 month ago

The horses only reward is to be the animal most frequently farted on by humans.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah well they should have learned how not to shit in the house.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's a mainly with predators that we have an easier time toilet training them. Evolution has killed off those that shat in their own caves because of diseases and bringing food back to a contaminated den will in turn contaminate the food. Whereas horses and most other herbivores live out in the open, move around more and travel long distances to graze.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This was by far the most fun thing I've read all day. I'm sharing this with my fam lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Horse reaction: "neigh"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

wtF Is up with The Capitalization in oop's Post?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

boomer Capitalization

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I could be wrong about this but I'm fairly sure dogs have been with man for A LOT longer. Like 40,000 years ago, and I think, just from a quick Google, horses are like 4000 years...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Artax didn’t give his life for that sort of disrespect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YOU HAD TO BRING UP ARTAX!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Best scene of the whole movie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Dogs fought in our wars as well

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Jazira: What does this mean?

Frank T. Hopkins: Shunka Wakan? Big dog. There's no word in Sioux for horse. When the Indians saw the first one the Spanish brought over, they didn't know what the hell it was. When they saw how it could run, carry a man through battle, become his friend for life, well, they figured it had to be a sacred animal.

Jazira: Indeed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Horses are more like our bedridden English children.

[–] JohnDClay 5 points 1 month ago

One side of the war loves them, but I'm sure the other side doesn't have nearly as high of an opinion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The horse is here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Horses are also tasty. Dogs apparently are not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How uh... would you know?

Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I tried, of course.

"Horse meat is commonly eaten in many countries in Europe and Asia. It is not a generally available food in some English-speaking countries such as the United Kingdom, South Africa, Australia, the United States and English Canada."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He ate glue as a child.

Edit: No jokes about horses becoming glue, noted lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

While the dog was the one sent to a farm upstate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Chihuahuas only exist because the Aztecs thought dogs were tasty.