"Anon's a pretty nice guy, but it kinda weirds me out how he's always grabbing his butt and wincing in pain"
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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Hey, he could be gay and the bottom
That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies
girls at the bar don't like the idea of pegging on the first date
Hey if they don't, then they're clearly not the girl for me.
Hey, that's not – oh wait I don't go to bars
I feel like he's going around showing people.
Anon is a pretty cool guy, he bleaches his asshole and doesn't afraid of anything.
The deep lore lmao
nice
You guys don't?
Found the cat
Cause he wants a rimjob, obviously
And who can blame him?
i wonder how much modulation would it take for a bidet to support such features.
wonderful, thanks.
Just in case
Of what???
>bleach my asshole
Is that a threat?
>blanchis mon trou du cul
Est-ce une menace?
>blanqueame el culo
¿Es eso una amenaza?
Göt deliğimi ağarttım
Bu bir tehdit mi?
Bleiche mein Arschloch
Ist das eine Drohung?
The Scott lore expands
Does Turkish really look like Scottish
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No
Well don't it make my brown eye blue.
If it's blue you're likely not using enough lube and you probably need to ask your partner to go a little slower and be more gentle. Anal shouldn't hurt unless you want it to.
If it's blue it's not getting enough oxygen and needs some mouth to reverse mouth resuscitation.
I guess if nothing else he probably wouldn't be in the "wiping your asshole is gay" crew or that would presumably be ineffective