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[–] [email protected] 284 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Wow, I really hope this isn't the moment it starts and a bunch of copy cats spring up targeting all the parasites. That would be terrible.

[–] [email protected] 154 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With all the suicides caused by extreme wealth inequality it's a good thing that suicidal people don't kill a CEO before killing themselves. That would be tragic.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the dark moments I'm sometimes comforted by the thoughts of who I could take with me to hell.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Shooter got away. Who knows, maybe they're not after just one

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Bombs being thrown into boardrooms is certainly something nobody wants.

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[–] nolefan33 170 points 2 weeks ago

It's simple, just get the company to create a list of all the people in the last 3 years who died after being denied healthcare. And then stare in horror at the list and decide that maybe the world is a slightly better place this afternoon and we should tear down the whole company and all their ilk.

[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I rarely enjoy Youtube comments. today they're quite good though

[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would be the funniest thing if a bunch of terminal patients submitted confessions just to tie up resources. A real “I’m Spartacus” situation.

[–] chad 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It was me. I shot Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare.

I'm not even terminally ill.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The guillotine "jokes" aren't really jokes.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The joke is using a guillotine and not something more modern, and American. Like a gun.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Brian Thompson's case shows systemic vs direct violence: one hidden as "civilized," the other viewed as evil.

Technology and bureaucracy weaponized for murder and suffering on a massive scale, yet his killer is condemned for directly responding with the same violence Thompson’s actions produced. I only feel sorry for the people who are suffering or have passed away due to the healthcare industry.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My condolences to his family, even though no insurance company ever gave my family condolences when they let my mom die

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Oh no! That's terrible! I hope musk isn't the next one. lol.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (12 children)

No, this belongs more to a collapse or civil war thread than it does here.

This is not an endorsement, this is observation of basic, predictable human behavior. The working class is squeezed financially to the nth degree. There IS a breaking point. That sense of impending “something” many people have been feeling since well before the election has not gone away, and the squeeze is a source.

And here it is. What is probably the first shot fired on someone in charge of that ongoing financial hardship, that squeeze.

The scariest thing here is that there’s social contagion to these behaviors, especially those squeezed hard enough they feel they’ve little to nothing left to lose.

This is a domino.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Yo historian, it's a dickhead CEO not Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Does anyone know how many people his company screwed over by denying insurance claims or how many suffered and died due to not paying enough or not reading the fine print, i won't celebrate his death but i can't say i'm sad that he's gone or anyone like him for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It's okay, I'll celebrate his death for you

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perhaps the 9mm pistol is the guillotine of the next American revolution.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

TBH I always wondered why people were shooting up malls and schools instead of the people who actually cause the societal conditions they're upset with

Edit: to be clear I'm not promoting this, it just never made sense to me

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's a Hydra. Cut off one head, there's 5 waiting to take this guy's place.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Eh, hydras aren't made up of individuals who have a desire to be alive.

Not that I'm advocating for it, but I imagine if you kept killing folks then you'd eventually get to someone who liked "breathing" more than "money."

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You cut off a few more heads, and they'll start to be a little more cautious with their shitty actions.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

fleeing on a rented e-bike

"Thheeere goooes my hero, Watch him as he goes"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (15 children)

It's such a weird place to be.

We are all trying to be respectful. A person has died, and that is a horrible thing. But this guy runs a company that has cause so much suffering to so many people. He may not be directly responsible for pain, suffering, and likely death, but if he had run his company more fairly, none of that would have happened.

When people made jokes about trump nearly getting killed, people kicked off and said it was abhorant to wish death upon him (despite him being a foul human being)

But I really want to just say this guy deserves it and tell people to fuck off trying to make me be respectful of this terrible person.

Somebody validate my anger.

Somebody just tell me i can hate this individual and not be bothered that he died.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

Fuck that dude. You can be happy when bad people die. It's normal to laugh and even cheer when someone that has caused the death of many people gets what is due to them. You just feel odd about it because we aren't used to seeing rich and power people face consequences.

I wish more of these public and mass shooter actually use their energy and focus on a positive act for change. Our collective empathy has been stolen in this current system. We aren't supposed to bat an eye when kids get shot in school, but NOW it's a problem and we shouldn't joke. Fuck off with that noise.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Somebody validate my anger.

I work at a children's hospital, a couple times a week United Healthcare denies treatment that could allow some of my pediatric patients with severe mobility issues to do things like run, or play outside with their friends. All because having a somewhat normal life isn't medically necessary, or isn't a covered benefit, or were not a preferred provider....and the nearest in network provider is 6 hours away.

Every time I have to explain to a parent that Medicaid would have paid for this, but mom and dad worked a little too hard and so they don't qualify for state care.... I die a little on the inside.

So I for one don't really care about being respectful, and can reassure you that you shouldn't feel the need to either. People who show no humanity towards disabled children are not human in my book.

Today has been cathartic and I'm going to have a little pep in my step on my walk home.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

I swear I read "finally shoot" and was like based CNN!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Reddit Admins are watching their site burn because basically everybody is supporting and condoning the killer, and they don't like that. Its quite funny.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I refuse to celebrate the man's death. That just doesn't sit right with me.

However, I'll climb on my soap box long enough to point out that first, an insurance business model is fundamentally incompatible with healthcare. It does not work on basically any level and the need for profit will always be in conflict with the need to provide high quality healthcare.

Second, this conflict between the need for profitability and providing healthcare means that most of the health insurance industry is built on a foundation of ethical compromises. For profit health insurance companies like UnitedHealth are just straight up immoral. Any business that has to give loyalty to shareholders at the expense of anyone's life and health is immoral. Not to mention the incredible amount of work health insurance companies have done to effectively rig much of the American medical system for their own benefit.There are lots of corporations that do lots of bad things but I would classify for profit health insurance as a special kind of evil.

As much as they like to pretend they're the good guys, the good guy doesn't make it their sole mission to extract as much money as possible from their customers before they die while doing the bare minimum to keep them from dying.

Long way of saying, my condolences to the guys family. Having your husband/father/etc. assassinated in the street has to be awful. At the same time, screw UnitedHealth. They're a bunch of worthless blood sucking vampires.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago

My feelings are exactly what they would be if the head of a vicious mafia was just assassinated. Probably because the head of a vicious mafia was just assassinated.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I'll celebrate for the both of us.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (10 children)

How evil does a person have to be before it is acceptable to celebrate his death? This man devoted his life to profiting from human suffering. The fact that the law was on his side does not excuse his actions; it simply means that he worked within an evil system.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

I'd put money on it not being a "member" of the Healthcare company.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It'll be like that town that got together to kill that one asshole and no one would say shit about it. That dude got murdered by a whole town, this dude got murdered by a country.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If they find the guy, I hope the jury nullifies.

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