I hate the belief not the believer

FUD

I told my inlaws about that "it takes brain damage to be a republican"

Then proceeded to ask would they vote for him now that you agree with his positions. Both of them said no "because he's a democrat"

What a bunch of ghouls

Hyper conservative capitalism in action folks. You love to see it.

The problem with endless growth is eventually you run out of other people's labour

I could look at the furthest star in the sky and it wouldn't be as out of touch as Nancy Pelosi

I'm an engineer that gets asked to go look at job opportunities there by randoms on LinkedIn.

I have a daughter, there is no way in hell I'd go there for a job. Even for a seven figure salary.

O green peppers are 99 cents each but red and yellow are 1.29? That's so weird all these peppers I'm buying are green.

Fuck you, I'm the cashier now.

You're literally falling for the republican wedge issue

Bro china's gonna fall any day now, trust me bro. Bro this is different bro, they're falling bro. Dude any day now they're gonna fall bro you gotta believe me bro.