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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This dude wants out of Morrowind?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think it's a reference to selensky turning down an offer to be evacuated at the beginning of the war stating " I don't need a ride, I need ammo"

[–] verity_kindle 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Indeed and thank you for the sauce.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You're welcome

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ok, but what does assad have to do with it? did he leave the country? I searched his name and didn't see news saying "ASSAD FLEES" or something.

He "stood his ground" before in arab spring and during the initial civil war

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

When HTS advance on the ground started he was in Moscow, and stayed there until two days later

[–] jaemo 11 points 2 weeks ago

"Also, and hey - no worries if not, but do you have any spare chin? I'm missing a lot of mine."

[–] verity_kindle 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sweet Prigo, do I love a crossover meme. Can Assad start his dream dental chain of clinics in Switzerland? What would he call it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It legitimately makes me sad that a quiet professional gave up his life just to go be an autocratic dick like this. Wasn't he an optometrist, though?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rand Paul was also an optometrist…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

New sitcom idea just dropped.

[–] horse_tranquilizers 6 points 2 weeks ago

You need ammo AND a ride

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you have ammo, you can easily get a ride.