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[–] [email protected] 210 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've got class war, which is a real doozy.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yooo same. Why the fuck don't these people just fuck off and relax? I can't imagine having that much money and still feeling like I have to go to work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Because at some point after the first few million you turn into a dragon that must hoard wealth and the people that generate that wealth become a cost to minimize.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The best class I took in college was an intercession course about the Vietnam War. We had to read an entire book pretty much every day, which was great prep for grad school.

I basically learned that the entire war was completely unjustified, it was horrific and brutal on both sides in ways that aren’t talked about, but that ultimately the United States had absolutely no business interfering. Vietnam had spent years under French colonial control, which they overthrew under their own power. They had already asserted a desire to rule themselves.

Tonkin was also a genuine false flag, which just isn’t acknowledged? We manufactured the cause for an extremely unpopular war. So many young man died or were disabled because of something that was pointless.

That class was first that really got me to question the patriotic narrative I was taught about American history in high school.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Of course we can't acknowledge it, because then we can't make the same "mistake" again and people will start questioning real causus belli like saddams WMDs which we'll find any day now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Vietnam got a rough fucking deal in the 1900s. Shortly after the US left, the Cambodians under Pol Pot invaded, and they were brutal

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And Vietnam ended up kicking Pol Pot off which is impossible to argue as anything but a win for humanity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah they deserve some sort of award for that.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Twice, the buggers

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i got the soviet-afghan war and wow did that recontextualize a lot of things about the modern world

[–] loonsun 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (9 children)

bear in mind i was 10 during 9/11 so a lot of it was just upending things i had taken for granted. but like, how the US was pretty much allied with the taliban throughout the 80s, giving them training and weapons to fight against the soviet-friendly progressive, secular government of afghanistan.

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[–] stevedice 8 points 2 days ago

I got the second Punic war, but I think that's just a freebie. I also spent a lot learning about the Falkland's war just to annoy Argentinians online.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm the War on Christmas guy, and I'm getting my ass handed to me every single year.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'm glad I missed this.

btw, did you know that the Australian government killed almost 1000 Emus in the Great Emu War and still lost?

The military used over 10,000 rounds of ammunition. that would mean they used around 10 rounds per Emu.

[–] stevedice 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They also used actual military tactics to fight the Emus, like mapping their routes and setting up ambushes. In one of these, they managed to get close to a flock of about a thousand emus and attacked them with machine guns only allowing the escape of... lemme check... about a thousand emus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I typically have a 60% accuracy in Helldivers 2 and I'm fighting swarms of giant bugs. I think I'll forgive the Australians for 10 rounds per bird, especially since winging an emu probably doesn't stop it.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My sheet says "rome"

Uh oh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

"So, what's Rome's history like?"

"It's all war."

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah, I got the Dominion War. Time for another DS9 rewatch.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I participated in the war on drugs...

[–] clay_pidgin 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)

On the winning side, I imagine.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

All I got was Star Wars

[–] explodicle 25 points 3 days ago (6 children)

WWIII nut here.

Get yourself a Red Cross emergency kit, a lot of water jugs, and ramen. You're underestimating your chances of survival and how much you'll want to.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (7 children)

You’re underestimating your chances of survival and how much you’ll want to.

yes, you too can live out the remainder of your miserable days scrambling for rat meat in the irradiated future.

of course, the desire to live, to survive, overcomes a lot, but 'want to live' I think is stretching it a bit.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The seven years war is fantastic and is utterly critical to understanding the US Revolution as well as understanding how the Iroquois pulled a power move on the other first nations that worked, but later led to the current situation with first nations in North America.

On the revolution: Namely that corruption was so endemic in the colonies that when the UK actually started to do something about it the revolution happened albeit with a lot of pushing from the upper crust of the colonies.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Hey, the Falklands is the one I'm obsessed with and it's actually really interesting. Only "modern" war between near peers before ukraine.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

War of the Roses, winner of Best Named War ;)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

WWI was objectively the most world changing and sets the stage for the entire modern era, if you squint WWII was just the Extended Edition of WWI all that being said WWIII was still my favorite.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I missed the memo. I am just generally anti war and don't like reading about them. War is all because of dickhead leaders that can't act decent, treat others right, or talk things out without being little insecure manbabies. And when manchildren in power have their big boi pp insulted they make the less powerful fight for them instead of doing anything respectful. Some rebellions which lead to wars are justified. Gotta stick it back to the empowered manchildren sometimes. But it all comes down to a shitty leader.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Second Sudanese Civil War of course (1983-2005)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Huh. "Galactic Civil War" and "War of the Ring."

Neat. Wizards in both!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

pfft. enlist when you're 18, you'll get a whole new war.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

My case was Paraguay War a few weeks ago and I learned so damn much that school completely glossed over. What surprised me the most was just how much of a madman Solano Lopez, the Paraguayan dictator, was. You dare bring bad news to him? You bet your ass you'll be flogged. You failed to follow one of his suicidal orders? Off to forced labor camp. You didn't put him above God and Christ? Say your prayers, you'll be ~~shot~~ bayoneted in order to save bullets.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yo professor, which Falkland Islands you talking about?

https://youtu.be/42_oWaWsiYs

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

the century of war between Berwick-upon-tweed and Russia

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The seven year war, which is what the rest of the world calls the French Indian war should actually have been called World War One.

It was also started by an incompetent 22 year old George Washington being sent out in his first command who ignored the equivalent of the sergeant put in charge of the new lieutenant advice and executed a French person he shouldn't have.

The taxes that started the revolutionary war? Those were to pay the war debts on the seven year war. Dude literally led an army to avoid paying the consequences of his actions.

EDIT: it's also possible to draw "ALL WARS"

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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