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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Common fart-free water W
L Fart water got that negative rizz ong

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thanks for making me giggle. Had a really bad day due to being sick.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Water fart free free water

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I saw FART before I saw FREE WATER vertically.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] sbv 11 points 1 year ago

do we know that?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I don't care if it's free! Take the farts out of the water!

[–] SonicBlue03 4 points 1 year ago

Butt is it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically it's impossible for water to be fart free.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I mean there's a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You're drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some graphic designer thought he was so clever. This is atrocious

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] teegus 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just missing an 'A' there before the 'R's then it's art

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Hey Ryan, how's your FART project going?" -Kevin, The Office

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't understand, you prefer your water full of farts?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It clearly says the water is fart free. That's a W in my book.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s We fart free water. Gary, the boss’s son “lost” the E on the way in and so they figured people would get it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

May I have some frater please

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

W fart, have some free water

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

More of a fart post innit?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This wouldn't go in either

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It is a W. I don't want any farts in my water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What’s wrong with free fart water

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don't want farts in my water. I'm glad someone finally did something about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, the price is right.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

its cute that you all think its fart water but its just clever marketing for plain ol mop water

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The water is fart free, the soda is not

[–] icepuncher69 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Idk I like my water fart-free

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There are more polite ways to make the water frizzy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I would tuck my shirt in aggressively and set course to the Hell No system, maximum warp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Water free fart \o/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Free water * free fart

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of it's fart free. Fish fart in water.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Water? Never touch the stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Water free free water

Free water without any water?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

water-free free water indeed i guess

[–] wildbus8979 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)