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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

"ethics aside" truly a starter for a qa

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ask Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; 's mum how it went.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Ah, little Bobby Tables we call him

[–] [email protected] 218 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] [email protected] 167 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

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[–] [email protected] 165 points 5 days ago (22 children)

I have an apostrophe and it's super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

So I've received ID with Mc%20dole or they add a space in it. Or I'll get a work email with an apostrophe but I cant use it anywhere because sites have it disabled. And I've missed my flight because I changed my ticket once to add the apostrophe and the system just broke at the gate.

Worse yet many flight companies have "you will not be able to board if your ID doesn't exactly reflect your details" but their form doesn't allow it. Even most forms for card payments don't allow it even though it's the name on my card.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (2 children)

%20 is encoded space if I remember right, so even then they were already incorrect

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Yep, the apostrophe would be %27

So Mc%27dole

[–] AlecSadler 32 points 5 days ago

It sounds like maybe they sanitized the apostrophe to a space and then encoded it

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I have an apostrophe and it’s super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

My surname contains a character that's only present in the Polish alphabet. Writing my full name as is broke lots of systems, encoding, printed paperwork and even British naturalisation application on Home Office website. My surname was part of my username back at uni, and everytime I tried to login on Windows, it would crash underlying LDAP server, logging everyone in the classroom out and forcing ICT to restart the server.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Once I was tasked with doing QA testing for an app which was planned to initially go live in the states of Georgia and Tenessee. One of the required fields was the user's legal name. I therefore looked up the laws on baby names in those two states.

Georgia has simple rules where a child's forename must be a sequence of the 26 regular Latin letters.

Tenessee seemed to only require that a child's name was writable under some writing system, which would imply any unicode code point is permissible.

At the time, I logged a bug that a hypothetical user born in Tenessee with a name consisting of a single emoji couldn't enter their legal name. I reckon it would also be legal to call a Tenessee baby 'John '.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like you did a thorough job as a QA tester. As a software engineer, I love to see it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

By the time the app was due to go live, we'd only reported bugs with the signup and login flows. This was misinterpreted as there only being issues with the signup and login flows, and the app launched on time. In reality, it was impossible to get past the login screen.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

im sure the devs tasked at fixing that bug loved u ;-)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Frontend devs hates this guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Still better than Jennifer Null I guess

[–] [email protected] 158 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

asking questions like this is how i found out that one of the allowed characters in names in my country is ÿ, which is fine in Latin-1 but in 7-bit ASCII is DEL.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This sounds like it would create a whole list of fun and irritating edge conditions for some poor bugger to debug. Love it.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago

C programmers would ask whether a null-terminated name would be acceptable

[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

No, cause "John\nDoe" messes up my regex. Sorry, out of the question. I'm not good with regex.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

no one is "good" with regex.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Then who's coming up with all the bits that I copy/paste off the internet? The regex dragon?

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (21 children)

Not legal in Canada. Your legal name must use Latin characters only. This is a sore point for indigenous people.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Apparently no-one did it yet, so I'll name my child +++ATH0

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 110 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's easy, just call it Jhon\nDoe

[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 days ago (4 children)

John\0Doe will fuck with all C (and C based derivatives) software that touches it.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago

Nah, it will end up simply as "John" in the database. You need "John%sDoe" to crash C software with unsafe printf() calls, and even then it's better to use several "%s"

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[–] rambling_lunatic 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sibling of Bobby Drop Tables

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 days ago (10 children)

There are a frightening number of systems that don't allow "-", which isn't even an edge case. A lot of people - mostly women - hyphenate their last names on marriage, rather than throw their old name away. My wife did. She legally changed her name when she came of age, and when we met and married years later she said, "I paid for money for my name; I'm not letting it go." (Note: I wasn't pressuring her to take my name.) So she hyphenated it, and has come to regret the decision. She says she should have switched, or not, but the hyphen causes problems everywhere. It's not a legal character in a lot of systems, including some government systems.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 days ago (8 children)

It boggles my mind how so many websites and platforms incorrectly say my e-mail address is 'invalid' because it has an apostrophe in it.

No. It is NOT invalid. I have been receiving e-mails for years. You just have a shitty developer.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's impossible to represent that on paper. It could be misrepresented as a specific number of spaces. Depending on the position on the paper, it may also be hard to tell if the carriage return comes with the line feed. Unless you want the document to be in ASCII or EBCDIC hex, it's like writing an ambiguous math problem where the answer is different depending on how you were taught about the order of operations. Don't do this to your kid, Abcde.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can I kill someone who wants to do this? How do I legally get away with it?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Plead permanent sanity. If I was the judge I would let you go.

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[–] Atomic 51 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Not legal in Sweden. Our "IRS" must also accept the name and deem it legal.

I for one like this. As it stops some very stupid people to name their children some very stupid names. Such as "Adolf Hitler".

And yes. Someone did try to name their child this and they were appropriately stoped from doing it.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

It's time to log off and get a vasectomy

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago (8 children)

If elected president my first order of business will be to make all birth certificates fully unicode compatible.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What's the answer? I need the link

Edit: I found it

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Just noticed that the listing for ; DROP TABLE "COMPANIES"; -- LTD has been redacted by the government website‽

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'd rather include a bell character '\a'

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Anyone remember when Chrome had that issue with validating nested URL-encoded characters? Anyone for John%%80%80 Doe?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I want the char 8 that makes a beep.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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