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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago

I enjoy the subtle throwback in the sequel where Malcolm says, "What is this, some kind of Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World?"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're all on some kind of.... Star Trek?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I fucking love that line so much.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Weird how after saying this, Goldblum proceeded to morb into a dinosaur and jurass all over the park

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It's morbing time"

[–] JamesStallion 6 points 1 week ago

......Jerussy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I know it’s shitposting, but I don’t know that this is a good movie for this, as the name of the park itself is the name of the movie, it’s already there. They literally say, “Welcome to Jurassic Park.”

https://youtu.be/m4ZbNLuwTlk

[–] sentient_loom 14 points 1 week ago

Apparently he didn't watch the movie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In the original version, they say no such thing:

https://youtu.be/zsMpFb1CNRI?si=v8ztwedQ69otiihC

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Well I had the titular line in Star Wars...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I'm just so tired of all these star wars

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most of the dinosaurs don't even feature in the Jurassic period, it's a bloody misnomer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cretaceous park didn't field well with our test audience, only nerds know that shit anyway...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

True, but... True

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Life...uh...finds a way here at Jurassic Park.

[–] YungOnions 4 points 1 week ago

I like the part where Dr Grant just looks dead straight into the camera and in a serious tone says 'There are dinosaurs here. There are dinosaurs in this Jurassic Park'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

"Gotta say...it's Jurassic."

"...say that again?"