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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago

Pakleds: "Tucker Carlson is smart. He makes the news go."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Of course not. That would require him acknowledging women in science. That would be Marie Curie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

Maybe he is insinuating that women are demons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

HOLY FUCK! HAS ANYONE TOLD JAMES CLERK MAXWELL?!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 hours ago

more anti science rhetoric

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

How convenient it would be to believe that the immense forces of destruction we are capable of did not originate with us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Let me guess, this is also projection?

Tucker is a demon confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

The real question is: and????
So we're harvesting demonic forces to power our shit?
That's fuckin' metal duuuuude. If you're trying nuclear sound bad you failed.

[–] RIPandTERROR 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is how you get modern Doom

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 5 points 2 hours ago

TFW you're 13 and your dreams are coming true

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago

He's an psychopathic idiot who laughs like a maniac on speed. I'm pretty sure his idea of research is "I spent 15 minutes not understanding the wiki."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

He's talking to evangelicals who react when you use the word "demonic" about anything. They hold great political sway, and they have proven that they will go against their own moral interests to nurture their political interests.

Case in point, watch them get in line to vote for Trump today, despite him being the antithesis of evangelical behavior and values.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (6 children)

How most dumb people reason.

I have no personal experience of this thing, so it must mean it's not real.

If i dont know, nobody knows.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

I think this is just a roundabout way of blaming the Jews.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is just something that I will never be able to comprehend... How can someone be so completely incurious?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

He knows better. It's an act to make money. It's all about the real god, Money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, in this case, sure. But I guess I was talking about more in general. These people are out there. I would wager that there are millions of them in the US. At least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah. Some of them are dumb. But all of them have been fed decades of bullshit "news" and are indoctrinated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

For sure... But it seems like a whole different level of indoctrination than just like "being a Christian" or whatever.

Like, you have to be OK with ignoring objective reality. It's just something I have trouble grasping.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, the real question about him: Does he accept his payoff in rubles, or is he the kind of two-faced mercenary who demands dollars? (I know my guess.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Academics : exists

This fucking guy : "no one in the entire world knows when nuclear power was first theorized, and then confirmed by several experiments"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

If anything/one is demonic it's fucks like Tucker Carlson.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I cannot isolate the moment when magnets were known to humans. Magnets = satan.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I've got the impression that Tucker Carlson is going after Alex Jones his audience. Tucker Carlson peddling crazy conspiracy theories right when the chickens are coming home to roost for Alex Jones, imo that's no coincidence. Tucker never was stupid, he just has no morals, so he never had a problem with publicly stating stuff that he personally didn't believe in. Grifters gonna grift.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

That's my initial thought as well. The weird thing though is he's already rich, he could bugger off into obscurity and live a life of luxury, but it seems like he just craves attention.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 hours ago

It's like toothpaste, how does it work? When was it invented? Clearly demons ag play!

My son when he was 6 probably.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Oppenheimer, Einstein, Bohr. What is this guy smoking? Wait, wasn't this guy a news anchor not too long ago? Can people this stupid and uneducated really make it as a news anchor!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

Tucker is the consummate media insider and comes right out of the rich elite. He has not gone crazy - he is just cornering a niche of crazies, to whom he will sell vitamins and demon repellent.

[–] JackRiddle 27 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:

What the fuck‽

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Am i trippin or did u just type a fkn exclamation question mark😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

It's an interrobang, baby

[–] JackRiddle 12 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Only found out yesterday that most phone keyboards have it by default, and I'm making the most of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What‽

Oh yeah, on Android hold down the ? button, it's right there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

How have I never known this‽

[–] JackRiddle 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I also switched to an Icelandic keyboard so I can type ð þorn and eð, and ðen found out ðat people hate it when you use ðem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

ð þorn

How different is that from normal porn?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It's the same, just with extra volcanos.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

They're missing out, then.

Villagers: Let's sacrifice a virgin to the volcano god.

Virgin: Help me, step-bro!

"Plot": proceeds as one would expect

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Ooohhh, now that sounds hot!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Most people are boring

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