Whoppers are 95% great. It's that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.
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Are you taking about those weird chewy ones? Because those are my favorites.
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How about circus peanuts?
The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.
The second bite tastes like accepting your fate.
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Wait... Is it always the same circus or a brand named circus? What are circus peanuts?
Edit: Nope found it. WTF? Do they taste like peanuts?
Do they taste like peanuts?
No. They taste like chewy sugar rubber goo. Idk how to properly describe it, but I haven't eaten them since childhood.
Stock cubes
Joke's on you, I loved munching on those as a kid, they're basically savory candy!
Well to be fair i did tried once but noped out.
My aunt used to get the jello concentrate cubes. They were like intense jelly candy.
(For anyone who has not heard of them: they were in a box, like segmented chocolate bar. But super concentrated jello base. You would tear off 2-3 cubes and add hot water, then let it set. Or as a kid tear off a cube and munch on it.)
WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER
If you're reading this and have never tried this, get some, it's a religious experience. You might find god. God might be a very sick cat.
Yep, I'm a big fan. It's definitely an acquired taste, though.
Some of that is amazing.
If you ever see a Pantteri Mix bag, pick one up.
Some or most salty licorice is pretty shit tho imo
This is so wrong! Love sucking on them Whoppers
Did you mean to imply fellatio?
Frick no!
But for real though, I suck on the whoppers and let the malt center dissolve. Only downside is sometimes it makes the roof of your mouth rawπ
Airheads.
They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.
thumb drives full of maoist literature
Lifesavers because they are some sick Os
What you do is you let them dissolve in your mouth, do that and they turn into at least an A tier candy trust
Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.
Lol, you're something else, candy corn?? That stuff is vile.
The worst I can say about dots is they're just sugar, albeit glued to paper.
Will you come organize my candy bowl this year? π
In the US, dots are hard gumdrops.
Also, if your candy corn sucks, it's because it's not Brach's.
In the US dots can also refer to candy buttons as well as the gross gumdrops
You really need to try mixing the candy corn with salted peanuts. ποΈπποΈπ
Toxic Waste
White chocolate Reese's peanut butter cups.
Black licorice
Whoppers never make it to the bowl on my house. They're too good.
Just Almond Joys and Mounds.
Peets marshmallows from easter
This is correct
Piping hot chili with ladle
What are whoppers?
Thin chocolate coating on the outside, crunchy malted milk on the inside that will sort of melt in your mouth if you can resist chewing it. They are delicious and used to always come in a paper carton.
They're like Maltesers