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[–] ArbitraryValue 89 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn't decorative. It was just stuck.

Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60's complete with the original receipt. It's worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn't know about the silver...

[–] Imgonnatrythis 52 points 1 month ago

Gonna pull extra hard on my fake drawers tonight.

[–] Assman 25 points 1 month ago

Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Bro eating good tonight

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.

The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

We use a combination of a tall vase for the big top heavy stuff and an old Jaegermeister ice bucket that came free with something decades ago. Nestled within each other. Holds all of the bigger cooking utensils like spatulas, spoons, tongs, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

use another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Look at money man over here. Showing off his two tongs.

[–] humblebun 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ty be fair, sometimes it's the upside-down spatula.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I’ve been wondering the same thing profesor.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you'd think i'd have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you'd be wrong if you thought that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's uncanny. I thought I was the only one misplacing my German stick grenades like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please refer to them by their proper german name stikkenboomens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

*Stielhandgranate, but yes it would be a much better potato masher than this sad mesh wire.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget the tongs that's missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.

I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

rattle rattle

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Because eventually you'll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 6 points 1 month ago

Because having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I don't think "audio off" was ever a reason.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ineffective ass potato masher.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What would you recommend for mashing ass-potatoes?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

For ass potatoes you need a ricer.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Anoia is on Mastodon.

Rattle those drawers and praise her.

[–] Mouselemming 7 points 1 month ago

PRAISE ANOIA!

Oh merciful Anoia, guard our kitchens and protect our drawers!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Forgot the upside down spatula.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

A fuckin set of tongs that has some latching mechanism that doesn’t work so they stay permanently agape.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If it wasn’t so true

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I simply don't put these in a drawer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

it got in it can get out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This really grates my cheese

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Mine is a collection of antique dental instruments.

I won't tell you why, but I will say that it puts the lotion on its skin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

For me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

C'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This post has made me ask, why don't we just put this shit in a different place?

[–] peteypete420 6 points 1 month ago

Kitchen is to small

[–] Rekorse 4 points 1 month ago

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE POTATO MASHA!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Burger patty press still in the cardboard

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