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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I feel like not many people under the age of 30 will get this. I think I may have even forgotten to force my own kids to watch it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't know much about it anymore, but I remember some shady guys with a giant gold disk. Maybe it was a follow-up of the original.

Edit: Found it, it was the 4th film of the franchise.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m in my early 20s and I have this super vague memory of a beetle car being sentient. The only scene I remember is it spraying oil cus it didn’t like someone or something like that

Am I thinking of the right movie

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm over 30 and was only vaguely aware of it because it was mentioned once in a youtube video.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only self driving car that can be trusted.

[–] Lighttrails 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk man Herbie had some serious attitude. Feisty lil bug

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, look how bad he fucked up Lindsay Lohan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Feisty, sure, but that's his style. He's the love bug, unlike Horace.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah more trustworthy, until it’s mating season.

Maybe this one is better, has great security features I’ve heard

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't think I need to say much else here.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Calling KITT self driving is like calling a modern smartphone a phone. It's a super computer AI on wheels, where Herby was just cursed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

KITT is self driving in the same way that people are self walking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

However, this probably does.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got a GPS that speaks with KITT's voice, and my name is the same as the character's (along with about half the male population lol)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (8 children)

NGL if VW made modernized versions of their classic cars (ie: newer interior, classic looking exterior, maybe w/o all the stainless steel) I would be all over it

[–] thatKamGuy 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To borrow Jeremy Clarkson’s joke - VAG do still also make the Porsche 911!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This threw me off for a hot minute. I used to know a guy who went by the nickname "Vag" (with a hard "g"), so when I read this, I thought to myself, "Vag! I wonder how Vag is doing?" But you're talking about VAG, not Vag. Now I'm just trying to cram as much vag as I can into this paragraph. So much vag. Vag vag vag. Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Mexico still makes the classic beetle. Not sure about the minibus. I see a lot of them, but those may be actual antiques.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They stopped making the original in 2003 and all models in 2019.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well that sucks :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It'd likely be yet another instance of spyware on wheels, tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

There's a lot of old designs that still look better, or at least more unique then the newer stuff. Hell, even the 1997 version of the Beetle looks pretty good, but the shape became blanderized over time. Every car company is making the same car because they're all designed by community and focus groups.

Hell, what's the deal with the electric Ford Mustang? It's fine on it's own, but it's not even the same body as the gas Mustang of the same year. Why call it a Mustang instead of putting an EV drive train into the actual one?

I wouldn't own one because it doesn't fit my lifestyle, but I know people who would love an aluminum bodied EV Beetle. I'd love an aluminum/EV version of the original DeLorean. The new ones looks too much like genetic super cars.

Much more likely to happen though is I'm going to get an Edison conversion kit for my 80's C10 pickup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That looks more like the first SAAB to me than a VW.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_Ursaab

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

No, it's Ocho!

The number of people who will get the reference can be counted on one hand, probably.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fuck, I don't wanna marry! I just wanna fuck around. I'm already married, what, who's this thing wanting to marry this time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Good movie, solid 10/10

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Loved all those movies when I was a kid. 5+3=8...I'll call you Ocho! (This memory is decades old and is probably not 100% accurate)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

groan there's STIGs for cars now?

(STIG: Secure Technical Implementation Guide)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

🎶 the love bug is a little old car that we can ride together 🎵

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want a K.I.T.T. car from the knight rider show.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is shipped with a fullsize lifeguard from Baywatch if you need one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Alright, if it's been looking for Freedom for so long, I'll be happy to take him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oh god! Herbie! I thought you were all forgotten!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of kit does it come with? I like mine Fully Loaded.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

No, KITT was a Pontiac.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I'm out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Why? At least that one can heal itself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Old looking shit with modern interior should actually happen

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Volkswagen with a mind of its own!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It can lie about it's own emissions levels!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't trust it, it got Lindsay Lohan on drugs!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Nah, you're thinking of the 2005 model year. This 1969 model is perfect.

[–] MrSebSin 6 points 1 month ago

I’ll buy a Herbie all day long!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It works fine for a while, but eventually it Goes Bananas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Because or thanks to you we watch the First film this evening

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