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[–] nuke 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Shoots thirty-six bullet-shaped wooden slugs as fast as you can turn the crank"

GOD I LOVE CRANKING MY BIG DICK

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

AROOOOOOO BROTHER

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I'm oddly disappointed that you have to pull the "link" youself

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"As fast as you can turn the crank". Which isn't very fast at all because it's janky as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It still says "rapid," though >:(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That is really disappointing

The name was really the only thing going for it, wasn't it?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

"He's an outlaw loose and running" Came the whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business With the big dick on his hip" Big dick on his hip

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Big Dick only costs tree fiddy? What a bargain!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

At that point, I noticed that Big Dick was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

[–] hakase 5 points 1 month ago

She gave him a dolla!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

All the facts, summarized: Little folks, big dick, free tiddy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Extra shots can be purchased at any time

Let me guess...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That era. Mail order

[–] southsamurai 7 points 1 month ago

Every little boy wants to play with a big dick

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did the meaning of the word "dick" change over time, or something like that? Or did morals change. Or both?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, "dick" wasn't a phallic word until more recently. Dick Tracy being a Private Dick wasn't funny. Nor was Nixon being known as Tricky Dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sung to the tune of "Big Bear"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

HOW TO GET "BIG DICK" FREE