hakase

This is called a "folk etymology". Great story, but completely false.

It's not their necks that extend this time!

Goku's hair doesn't all go straight up like that except when he's Super Saiyan, and when he is Super Saiyan, his hair is wider/longer than that. Also, you can see Gohan's characteristic hair curl at the front of his head.

Basically, hair looks like Goku's SSJ hair but black and significantly shorter, and a curl at the front of the head. This is 100% Gohan.

Hung Hung Hippos

That's Gohan, not Goku. Still no chance of Tien doing that to him, of course.

That's Gohan. Tien still wouldn't stand a chance though.

there's no h in ῥυθμός

Not acknowledging that that rough breathing mark is an "h" is the real Anglo colonialism here.

That just means it's becoming less and less of a mistake.

More accurate under the inverse scope reading.

“But what we’re not for is putting our finger on the scale.”

The absolute gall.

"It's heavy because it's so full of mercy."

While this would be great, it's also a little unfortunate, since the general desktop experience on Steam Deck is IIRC currently a bit below other comparable distros, and I'd hate for people to get an incomplete picture of what the Linux desktop experience can be like. Hopefully the time that's led up to the wider release of SteamOS has been spent on getting that desktop experience up to snuff.