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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

god i miss having an ir blaster on my phone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

mine doesn't work

[–] TheMightyCanuck 13 points 7 hours ago

Smart TV 'remote' apps are infinitely worse than an IR blaster

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

Wait until anon learns about the flipper zero

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

trolling aside, has anybody had any luck with those 3.5mm ir blaster adapters? my phone has a headphone jack but no blaster and i don't have the original remote for my stereo :p

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago

I do this with my OnePlus Open and the TV at work.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Samsung phones at that time also had IR blasters

[–] [email protected] 25 points 13 hours ago

Had a HTC One M8 back in the day. Had a lot of fun confusing the shit out of the teachers after turning off the audio system and projector lmao

[–] [email protected] 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's bad when people mispronounce mischievous but this dude actually spelled it the way people mispronounce it lmao

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

At this point I realize I've most likely ever only come across the mispronounced version...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't the dictionary out of date then?

[–] Ookami38 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sure is. Someone should tell Meriam.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

If they don't listen, time to escalate to Webster.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

Not surprising, I think they even mispronounced it in an episode of Futurama. Just a shame because the proper way sounds so much better.

[–] Hideakikarate 47 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I had custom firmware installed on my PSP and got in trouble for turning the projector on and off on high school.

[–] DannyBoy 7 points 9 hours ago

It was a great time indeed when the popularity of IR blasters overlapped with being in high school.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

I was a few years out of HS when those blasters became more wide spread (my HTC M7 had one, though 6 years too late), and how I wish I had one back then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Aw shit, why didn't I think of this! I too had a PSP with CFW in HS, but I just used it for... totally "backed up"....games lmao

[–] [email protected] 24 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I had a Casio remote control watch that I was actually using all the time in my room. I used it in an evil way only once, since the TV sales guy was showing off how loud the super high-end TV is. As he turned the volume up with a maniacal smile, I just pressed OFF button. New money couple lost interest immediately.

It is Casio CMD-40 for the interested.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

One of the things I like about my OnePlus 12

Best use is it allows me to control the A/C in my apartment complex's gym :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Ooh, didn't know that newer phones also have IR blasters! That's good to know! Do you know if the custom ROM experience is good?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

During the 2008 Consumer Electronics Show, an individual associated with Gizmodo brought a TV-B-Gone remote control and shut off many display monitors at booths and during demos affecting several companies. These actions caused the individual to be banned for life from future CES events.

Legendary

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago

I used to want one of these IR blaster things to kill tvs in waiting rooms, but then earbuds got better and cheaper and more generally useful.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago

I miss my old HTC thunderbolt. Removable storage, IR blaster, removable battery. Phones while they have gotten faster, and the software /cameras improved, the actual phones design has gotten so much worse over the years.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago

I always wanted one because I was pretty young when they were putting IR blasters in cell phones and I thought I'd be able to remote control anything like Johnny Five in Short Circuit 2.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

I had this watched with a calculator and ir blaster. It was great! I still have it actually