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Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
"Late?"
"Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent."
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Hahaha that's perfect!
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I'm George.
...welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
That's rich.
It's Dick.
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know...
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it's pronounced like 'Fuck your mother'
Dickinson
5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you'll get all the names you will ever need
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Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart...
Harry Balzac
Mike Hunt.
I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt
Jenny Talia.
Phil McRevis
My first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.
Vaginia.
I don't have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:
Pussy Bear
&
Dieter Wank
Janus Hugh
Hugh Mungus
Dick Turner
Richard Trickle
Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)
Hey.
Hugh Jorgens
Hugh G. Rection
Fellatia
dunno. Cant think of any.
In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta's freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line's new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline's tag line? "We go out of our way to lick the competition."
Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin
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