On my knees, in my ass.
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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"Happy Inside my ass."
Shit... I'm Elon Musk :(
Bleed in my ass
those bass drum hertas tho
Surrender in my ass
Apocalypsis Noctis in my ass
Considering I'm writing this while sitting on toilet after eating extra spicy Korean soup... It weirdly fits
Bite Me in my ass
Nameless in My Ass
The Good Life in my Ass
Gotta keep up on those probiotics, you know?
My playlist is a bit weird:
- And so it went in my ass
- Always will be (acoustic version) in my ass
- The beheading of the King in my ass.
(It's a guillotine-like tool) - Factory of death in my ass
(It's only fun the fist few executions, then it just becomes a job) - Enemy within my ass
- Childhoods End in my ass
- Chasm in my ass
- Heavy Metal Viking in my ass
(The raids are insane) - Some kind of monster in by ass
(Still that same viking) - Six feet deep in by ass
- Prelude of Worms in my ass
- Necropolis in my ass
- Playing with dolls in my ass
- Tinnitus in my ass
(It just won't stfu, never ever, always with the iiiiiiiiii ...) - Not enough in my ass
- Buried alive in my ass
- The fallen one in my ass
- The last glow of day in my ass
- Starlight in my ass
- Starting at the sun in my ass
(Basically three identical songs) - Hall of the Mountain King in my ass
(It fits 300 if they sits) - Fatal Error in my ass
(Just refresh the site with a splash of lube) - Spit in my ass
(No, thats not what I meant!) - The rabbit hole in by ass
- The wolf you feed in by ass
- Arrival in my ass
- Survive in my ass
(If the wolves can, so can you) - The chosen ones in my ass
(There is a small admission fee for the un-chosen) - The Champion in my ass
- Alone in my ass
Suzie in my ass
(I should call her, She's a Killer in by ass, a true Sex metal Barbie in my ass)
... and all things will end ...
"all I want for Christmas is you..."
Well that's enough lemmy for today
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Mysterious vibes in my ass
Viva la vida in my ass
Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)
probably TMI
Which is not too far from reality. My spouse brought home Domino's for cheap dinner and my gut predictably revolted. Tasty though.
The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl
Beneath the Mask in my ass
Le Risque in my ass
Eyes of the world in my ass
The mountain...
Adapter in my ass 😭
Peaches in regalia in my ass
somwhere I belong .... in my ass
Slayer - Payback in my ass.
Chicken head in my ass - Project Pat
Stay with me in my ass
- Miki Matsubara
Everything Turns Blue In My Ass
Man in the Box in my ass.
The kind of love we make in my ass
a hungry dog in the streets in my ass
Man of War in my ass
A Better Place, a Better Time in my Ass
By Streetlight Manifassto
bamboo sword girl in my ass...
okay then
Everybody wants to rule the world in my ass
Sweet Caroline in my ass
Pumped up kicks in my ass