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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You In My Ass

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Somehow I think that makes it worse.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In that great ass they call gichagumee (or something like that)

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

...I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rip & Tear in my ass

Yep, been using it as an alarm clock lately 😂

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Supermassive black hole in my ass

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well, this could not have worked out better....

Push It in my ass

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Symphony of Destruction in my ass

fitting because I recently contracted food poisoning

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

All you had to do was stay in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Poo poo poo poo poo poo

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I hope you have the time of your life in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Bloodflood in my ass. Hmmmmm....

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sowing the Seeds of Love in my ass.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

The Saints Are Coming In My Ass

[–] can 18 points 1 month ago

Vulgar display of power in my ass

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Don't Stop Believing in My Ass

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The Rumbling in my ass

[–] Thelie 17 points 1 month ago

I kissed a girl in my ass

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't It Be Nice in my ass 😂

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

9 to 5 in my ass.

Look, if it’s Dolly I’m all in. This woman is a treasure

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Harder, better, faster, stronger in my ass

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Comfortably numb in my ass

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It’s Raining Men in my ass

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Hurt in my ass 🤔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Macrocosm in my ass

amazing

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In The End In My Ass

"I've put my thrust in yoooou, pushed as far as I can goooo..."

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The thrill is gone in my ass

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Joe Cocker - Feelin’ Alright (in My Ass)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

The adults are talking in my ass

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Aurenkin 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Emptiness Machine In My Ass

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Full of emptiness in my ass

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

'what fills the gap' in my ass - will cady

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

A History of Bad Men in My Ass

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Uprising in my ass

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the Pleasuredome in my Ass

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(Don't Fear) The Reaper in my ass

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ive Had Enough in my ass

(The Who)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Have you ever seen the rain... In my ass

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Cha Cha Slide in my ass.

I scanned the Spotify code on my neighbors car and it linked to Cha Cha Slide - Clubstar Mix. I nearly burst out laughing. It's the last thing I listened to, and it has this story to go with it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Hooked on a feeling in my ass

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Roots Bloody Roots in my ass

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