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[–] Ulvain 106 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Oooh focal length. I was like "those hair are not 20 mm" for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Wow I had no idea

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's important to note that it's the subject distance that's the primary factor, not the focal length. The focal length is secondary in that it dictates how far you would be to achieve the given framing. If you shoot the picture at 200 mm from the example and then without moving you shoot again at 20, you'll have the same perspective, just way smaller subject in the frame; if you then crop in the picture shot at 20, you'll have the same framing too, just way less pixels.

If you're half a metre away from the dude's nose, you'll be roughly 60 cm away from his ears (20% more distance), but if you're 5 metres away from his nose, you'll be 5.10 m away from his ears (only 2% more distance) - and this is what creates the difference in apparent sizes of the facial features relative to one another.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] tquid 19 points 3 months ago

I get this reference and it’s excellent

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago

I don't know these guys, so I went and did some research, and it wasn't until I was neck deep in an article on a theory about them being the same person that it finished off saying that the Wikipedia page for Childish Gambino redirects to Donald Glover.

Nice one.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Brains have to learn to recognize differences

That’s why people not exposed to a group have trouble with differing

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that actually makes a lot of sense, thank you ILikeBoobies

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I read somewhere that people in Asia won't tilt on things like eye or hair colour being different immediately since their so used to black hair/brown eyes that they just filter it out and use other cues.

This also means that people who look identical to say a European are considered to look nothing alike.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I can't tell them apart because I only have 1 Donald Glover friend. I guess I need to get to know more of them.

I couldn't find a polite way to ask him to introduce me to more Donald Glovers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Are you sure you don't have more friends that are DonGlovers?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Get an F-150 and you will find the majority of your friend group are Dong Lovers

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Almost bought tickets to see CG. Then I heard Glover was also showing and I was confused. Why is a comedian opening for one of the most provocative rappers today? I'll wait til streaming so I can fast forward an hour til the real show.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was crazy they also had that kid from Community on. That kids going places, I swear.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

To be fair it looks like he lost a lot of weight in the second picture. Or he had surgery idk.

Maybe its just the beard and angle tho

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Pretty sure he's younger in the right. So it's just he got older.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes that is a thing that happens damn 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But only certain people, right? like, a genetic thing?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Amongst humans, it only happens to matrilineal descendants of Mitochondrial Eve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Soon the age of nucleic domination will end and the mighty mitochondria will retake its rightful place as the ruler of the world!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Take my uptoot because I respect this deep dive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

There is an alternative to getting older but you wouldn't like it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Childish Gambino vs Adultish Gambino

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It could just be the focal length of the camera lens too.

good explanation of focal length and face shape

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah the shot on the left looks like it was taken at close range with a wide lens, the shot on the right looks like it was taken with a medium telephoto or whatever

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I don't see why all of a sudden all the black male actors, rappers, musicians and stand up comedians have to cosplay as Troy from community.

edit: Add director and producer to that list - check before you post kids!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

And writer*

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They do look similar. If somebody tolled me the left is an older picture of the person on the right or that they're brothers, I wouldn't really have a reason not to belive em.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

If somebody tolled me the left is an older picture of the person on the right...

That's literally what this is. That's the joke.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if trolling, but it's the same dude..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've got prosopagnosia; if you have the same hair color and style as someone else, you might as well be identical twins for all I can tell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Huh, I never knew the word for it. Thank you.

My wife has said many times, to me and others, that she thinks I have a form of face blindness. I don't think I do.

It came up because every time someone said something like "doesn't X look like Y when they were little?", and I'd respond that I don't see it. So many people say my kids are a splitting image of me... Nope, I don't see that.

I recognise people I know in photos, new or old photos, usually without issue.

I do however often think an actor is someone they aren't. "Hey, is that the person from this other movie", my wife: "what?! No! They don't even look alike". And sometimes I'll ask her if a random person looks like this or that person, usually with the same response, sometimes a strange look and "are you feeling ok?".

Anyway, these guys should team up on a project. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think I also must have face blindness. My wife says that my son is my spitting image, but I think he kind of looks like the postman. Face blindness for sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Weird, my daughter also looks like your postman. Funny coincidence isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My wife has said many times, to me and others, that she thinks I have a form of face blindness.

I wonder about myself sometimes.

I have a really hard time recognizing someone if the context changes unless I know them fairly intimately. If I see someone I work with every day at the grocery store I will have no problem recognizing them. If I see someone who I wave to in the building when we pass, but who I rarely if ever interact with, I will really struggle to notice that it's someone I know. I've run into my son's teachers (who I generally at least see every day during the school year even if we don't interact) and had 30 secs of panic before I could click into place who I was talking to.

[–] SapphironZA 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I just noticed they are wearing different colour shits. I can totally tell them apart now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Not to kink shame, but they should do that sort of thing in private.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you guys sure that isn't a young Billy Dee Williams?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's Eddie Murphy without a fat suit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I feel like there ought to be an Asian version of this too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Same thing happens with Dave Grohl, that drummer from Nirvana, and the occasional drummer from Queens of the Stone age.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

like how only baxxids* can tell the difference between a male and female one!

*fictional

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