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Ah yes that is a thing that happens damn ๐ค
But only certain people, right? like, a genetic thing?
Yes. Amongst humans, it only happens to matrilineal descendants of Mitochondrial Eve.
Soon the age of nucleic domination will end and the mighty mitochondria will retake its rightful place as the ruler of the world!
Oh it needs to be remastered.....
Take my uptoot because I respect this deep dive.
There is an alternative to getting older but you wouldn't like it.