this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Even though I’ve worked in childcare almost all my life, I never really understood how having a child of my own would seriously increase my upper body strength. It looks like I lift weights all day cause I basically do.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is where dad strength comes from.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 3 months ago

Can confirm, am parent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I have a thing for moms since my wife had a couple kids and has developed those strong arms/shoulders and definition.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The trick is the smile, showing he's happy with what he has and who he is compared to the sad fit man.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Who needs a six-pack when you can have a mini-keg.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If that's what girls like, why do I get more dick than pussy? 🤔

[–] southsamurai 18 points 3 months ago

Doesn't matter; had sex

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Because furries are overwhelmingly dudes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, all I need is a stroller and I'll get babes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

And a smile. You gotta smile